life's many shits, vented.

278

2008-11-24T15:03:00.025+08:00

Long overdue post, which took a gazillion hours too upload the many, many pictures with unstable, lagging internet T^T but here they are~!

PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE READING IT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, but maybe the pictures might not look so appetising with my pathetic 3.2 mp camera.

See the figures in the middle? Polisi (police) were working.....I HOPE!

Vegetarian 'Chicken' noodles -_- but it's real nice, another place which has faux meat which tasted good. Though I've scooped some to mother dearest :)

Crepes! Been craving for it and I ate Apple Cinammon flavour which is real nice and crispy.

The batter they used is really fragrant~~ from Ichi Crepes.
Grafitti, gotta love it, it's practically everywhere but they're all very nicely sprayed onto at least.

A picture taken at Sungei Road when Denvy and I went to take a look at what was all the hype about it. Think very used and very old stuff, some totally worthless and some are really just junks.

Indo's fast food restaurants, firstly Hoka Hoka Bento. Serving fried, jappy lunches which aren't bad for the prices.

YUM!
Oh how I missed Wendy's potato with steamed cauliflower dripping in cheese sauce.

HAVE.TO.EAT.THAT.

A super mongo spider in the dad's office, it was a long as my index finger.

Hmmm I don't know what's the name of this dessert but it has little sago balls and slivers of banana shoved in it :D

This is called lemper ayam, donno the translation but it's glutinous rice with seasoned chicken, sigh another childhood food. Wonder why I was skinny as a starving chicken THEN.
*cough cough*

Parents brought us to this vegetarian restaurant called Che Hwa - which means lotus.

It's the best vegetarian restaurant, like EVER! I hearts it to the corexzxzxzxzzxzx.

Even their faux meat tastes good~!

Fried, bread-ed oyster mushroom. MY FAVOURITEEEEEEEE!

'Fish' Tom Yam on hotplate. Very nice albeit a little spicy and the whole dish was very flavourful on its own that it covered the taste of others.

Long beans with sesame. Meh, so-so but crunchy and refreshing.

Mah Po Tofu in claypot. Another very nice dish, though the sauce is very salty.

The tofu was silky and smooth, infused with the oyster-tasting sauce.

SIGH! I would so go vegetarian if the food served everyday are like this.

Younger brother was being a total pig and wanted some Martabak, the pictures would be self-explanatory. So the mother went to call and ordered one since the stall is near the house.

Well I'm not complaining, since the martabak is so damn nice when it's warm and toasty, oozing out with melted chocolate sprinkles and sprinkled with peanuts, slather with condensed milk along with sugar.

YOU SEE! YOU SEE! ALL THAT FAT! ALL THAT OOZING JUICY LARD SQUIRMING OUT OF IT! Ugh look at the fatness, but oOOoOooOOoh~ it's sooooo good!

Finally ate at SUSHI TEIIIIII~!

I can only afford to eat it when I'm back in homeland :( But it's okay, at least I do get to eat it *sniffles*

What I had, some Kitsune-thingamajiggy ramen, vegetarian friendly I don't know why my intuition told me to pick it. But it was lovely, I love the sweet, sweet tofu~

Sushi~! Only the pathetic crab meat on the left is the non-vegetarian one.

ME **HEARTS** JAPANESE RICE!

Aunt, mops.

&.......pops.

Sat in a truck to go to a nearby mall.

Gotta love the public bus, non-airconditioned, crowded, plastic orange seats, rusty windows....

GOTTA GIVE EXTRA LOVE TO THE FOREVER JAMMED ROAD.

I sat in this rusty little transportation mode called the Bajaj - yeap correct spelling due to the occupation of the Dutch in the past. But it's pronounced as Ba-jai.

Noisy as hell but gets one from a place to another place of short distance pretty quickly.

Ate another childhood food which is beefball soup at this restaurant called - Lapangan Tembak Senayan which literally means Senayan Shooting Field ._.

Whatev the weird name but the beefball soup is oh-SO-good~!!!!

A tad too salty though, but slurping it down fast wouldn't get that noticed.

Not forgetting the avocado juice.

It was actually the first time drinking it in my life.

Last time I used to think it looked too grosse to be drunk so I never tried till that day.

In addition with chocolate condense milk, oh I could hear the weighing scale wailing already.

Reminiscing again about whatever my childhood had, a dish called Nasi Uduk which is like indo's version of Nasi Lemak. & I only eat my nasi uduk from this hmm....road-side stall?

Called Midnight Uduk.

Ta-da! A plate of nasi uduk <3>
Add a dollop of this fiery chilli gives a kick to the dish. LE SIGH I was tearing as I'm eating this, not only from joy but also the hotness of the chilli.

It isn't the most spacious or luxurious looking place, not like any of the roadside stalls are haha.

But the rice and chicken are so delish that every year I come back to hometown I MUST have a dose of it.

I think hygene conscious people would totally freak out, the meats weren't kept in any refrigeration and its put neatly with only a cloth to protect it.

As one could see, the yellow looking stuff are marinated meat - pig innards, satays of almost every type of meat (no babi, duh.) and CHICKEN!!!!!!

Doodles that I did when I was 5 in my mum's previous office which is currently my dad's.
She said she didn't want to rub it off for memory's sake and there they still remain in good ol' permanent marker.

Oh gotta love the house when I used to wear my elder brother's oversized roller skates and climbed up the staircase and not forgetting sliding down the handrails in knickers =_=

LOOK MA NO HAIR! I couldn't have piercing due to my boyish (read: violent) tendencies when I was young so mother dearest *cough* was worried if my piercings would ever got hooked onto ANYTHING and then tore my ears off. I didn't know an imagination of a rather conservative woman could be so fertile.

Man my then 5-year-old brain is pretty addled isn't it?

Does that look like an amoeba with a face or a fried egg with a face?
I know I ain't a Picaso but these are just pure bull.

See, I told you there could be growth in a drain. Immense one I must say.

There wasn't, actually, any of the plants when I used to live upstairs of the office.

Many changes took place right after, or should I say during the actual O level itself.

Like moving house the day before the SS paper.

GOOOOOODBYE RUMAH TINGGI! I DON'T LOVE YOU THANK GOODNESS.

House, the day when we're moving. Messy much?

Pictures I totally forgot to post up =_=

Taken by Joshua before an O level exam, of which I can't remember.

Farah still acting fierce in Jun Yan's basketball jersey, moments before sitting for the O level paper.

Stoned

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2008-11-21T11:59:00.003+08:00

Sorry if you're hungry and viewing this blog right now, as I said again, I can't blog much cause there ain't much to blog about in the first place apart from my boredom, accomplishment of books, and FOOD.

Nothing much yesterday, once again. ATE AT PIZZA HUT YAY! Nong time since I last ate at Pizza Hut. I didn't shop either, mommah being tighter with money ever since the global recession :( FUCK IT.

Chicken fettucine, quite nice but I hate too much of cream sauces AND GARLIC PEEEUUWWW.

This is mops and pops, pops as usual busy with his salt-and-pepper head down to his handphone.

See where I got the gorging genes from? Thanks mommah.

Here's a better photo of pops, albeit he's frowning, mop once again showed her alter ego LOL.kidding.

My lychee-wjhatsit. I can't remember what's the whole name, too long. But it's real nice and refreshing.

See the empty pan? The younger brother gobbled 4 small slices down clean, along with another slice from the Splitza which is the 2 pizza from right. The very unappetizing looking pizza from the left is what my vegetarian parents ate, maybe it's just my camera cause it was delish~! POTATO YUM!!!!! One of my fave food, like ever. All I ate was 2 slices of pizza, a seafood and a pepperoni + potato :D

Living in my hometown third world country has made me missed Singapore pretty much.
Seriously, living here made my life in Singapore seem so luxurious!
I can pretty much go wherever and whenever I want (yeah right, curfew =_=) all thanks to SBS bus services and SMRT. But here in 3rd world, the public transport are for those who can't afford a motorcycle or a car. Not meaning to sound snobbish here but that's how the system works here. I've taken the public transport before, and the rides were never smooth, the buses or smaller cars were all JAMPACKED (thank goodness they weren't carrying chicken) with all sorts of people, AND THE BEST THING IS - NO AIRCON!
The chances of people stealing your stuff/grabbing your ass is like 70%
Taxis aren't that reliable too, like you can have a driver who flashes his peen at you or maybe drive you away to some secluded areas and ravished you, JENG JENG JENGGGG THAT'S THE END OF YOU! Keeding.
Hence everywhere I go, must follow the parents.
SIGH! I WANNA GO ICE SKATE OR TO THE ZOO OR SOMETHING :(

I can't complain about the food, it's cheap and nice HAHAHAHAH
Even mommah's cookings are nice, 'cept I HATE, HATE, HATE it when she add gross faux meat. FAUX MEAT HATER HERE!

The air here is filthy, polluted and tobbaco-infused with almost everywhere you go someone would be smoking like a chimney.
It stinks, not only of ciggies but also the clogged sewers.
Even plants can sprout out of it and lifeforms can take place there (think frogs, dubious fishes and MOZZIES >=[ ) The road side are forever dirty, the paint has faded or peeled off , seeming like no one going to ever re-paint the whole street anymore.
Okay it's real hard to describe how shitty the country really is, sooooo I'll try to capture some images with my trusty SE phone with 3.2 mp camera. UGH I SO NEED A DIGICAM.

276

2008-11-20T13:40:00.005+08:00

Slept like a total ~~boar~~ log, except for the fact that mommah had forgotten to pass us blankets so once again I was freezing to my toes.

Nothing much to update on yesterday except that I was bored to tears in poppah's office even after intensive update on this dead blog and sending emails.

Oh, had a heart to heart talk with aunt dearest (no sarcasm here *1..2..3* awwwwwww)

Such a relieve to find out that not all middle-aged people are going through middle age crisis, is homophobic or ancient-minded.

Ate dinner at this restaurant called Iton, food was superb~!

Sze Chuan vegetables with PORKKKK la mien, the pork was kinda sad tasting bu the noodles were soooooo good! Just nice tasting, a little bouncy y'know but complements with everything in the bowl. I HATE PARSLEY ugh CHEEKEN.

Chee Chong Fun which was not soggy. Finally chee chong fun that is edible.

Vegetable Shui Jiao. For the sake of dear parents, the shui jiao has to be vegetarian hence we ordered this. Which is good though a bit small, filled with mushroom, tofu and undishtinguishable green vegetables.
Fried rice cake with egg. This is veryyyyyyy fragrant, with a dollop of chili my mommah down it, no not all :D It would be nicer if its prawn, but once again as a family gotta share the love so order vegetarian again :)

L-L-L-L-LEBBIT (rabbit) lotus paste bun. SO CUTEEEEE, I know D you wanna SMASH it to SMITHEREENS.

Green tea pau which is nice cause the paste was not too sweet, just the way I like it~ But the dough is rather dry :(

Hey DENVY I FOUND YOU A FRIEND!
Lol so cute ah, pig shaped lotus paste bun!

This is meant to be an orange ._. AND ITS LOTUS PASTE AGAIN WTF! But never mind me like lotus paste xDI LOVEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING PASSION FRUIT! ESPECIALLY THE JUICE OR SYRUP ZOMG! I can drink it like, forever! This one comes with sago seeds, which is rather refreshing though dangerous for old people who can't really see haha.

No I didn't eat all the buns at one go, it's for breakfast HEH. Sorry if this bores you guys, cause all I could blog about is food at the moment, and am not going places like the zoo and stuff :(((((( It's been so long since I last went to the zoo luh!

After dinner HORROR OF HORRORS - WE HAD TO GO TO A TEMPLE! Da-YUM I TOTALLY forgot that every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday the devout parents would devotedly drive a gazillion miles to the temple without fail just to chant for a good hour and a half. Everyone would be robed in this cotton black robe and enter into the room to chant. I know that religion is good but seriously the room full of old fogies were so PAINFUL to watch them chanting. Their expression solemn and grim, like someone has died tragically or something and worse some looked like they're in sheer agonising PAIN. WTF?!!?!???!?! Even the cute head chanter was not enough to distract me. When it was the meditating section, not surprisingly I fell asleep. TOO BORED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATE THE FRIGGING TEMPLE.

Okay to end things off, a butt nekkid (naked), statue in the middle of the road carrying a plate of flames. MAN HIS MUSCLES WERE TIGHT AND RIPPLING LOL!

UPDATE:

CHILDHOOD DRINK ZOMG IT DIDN'T CHANGE, NOR DID THE FLAVOUR~!!!!!! :D

HAPPY ME.ELLOH FROM INDO Y'ALL!

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2008-11-19T13:20:00.005+08:00

Mommah has always made it a personal mission to feed me >_<

Man she's like turning me into a pig zzz, oh to add on to the fact that I had to go vegetarian (not 100% of course - I LOATHE FAUX MEAT) for my stay here. I so want to gorge with all the childhood food here, but seeing the weighing scales going up is one of my biggest, BIGGEST fear

But DA-YUM these are so GOOD (I KNOW B-A-B-I LA DENVY!) and mommah wants me to finish them all O_O.

But I know I'm not a babi *cough* not like my brothers.
Once mommah changed the brand of rice we usually eat, I could taste the difference and totally detested whatever brand she bought. My brothers on the other hand claimed there's NO DIFFERENCE, WTF?!?!?!!?!?! So who's the babi now?

274

2008-11-19T11:08:00.005+08:00

18/11/08

The beginningof the journey to the airport could be summarised with one word – hellish.
The younger was behaving in a imbecilic manner,all thanks to the one-who-popped-us.
In Singapore’s humidity, I was yelling my arse off instructions which did not seem to register to his head – at all. Not initiative and unable to process simple instructions, great just what I needed then. Right then I could also feel my sanity dangerously teetering off a precipice.

The Skytrain from Terminal 3 to Terminal 1 smelt that of soiled baby diapers, unventilated air and stale pee. Pungent, much?

The flight was lovely. The seats were worn and crackled, which had faded to a ghastly shade of blue + grey all thanks to violent arses of the numerous number of passengers. A forlorn looking croissant ( which tasted like soggy, sweetened dough with 5 raisins, yes I counted.) was given out. The air stewards and stewardress must have hated their jobs very much, they looked like a bunch of Dementors were perpetually hovering over their shoulder. They don’t smile, at all! Their happiness must have been sucked out by their jobs. Plane was frigging cold, even my cellulite-ridden thighs were insufficent to keep my hands warms. It was so cold till a cloudlike aggregation of minute globules of water (read: mist) was billowing out of the holes which I assumed was the air-conditioning system.

Am trying all means to beg my super thrifty parents never to let me sit on budget airlines again, despite travelling for only a short distance. Oh how I missed Air France, Emirates and Qantas L I MUST mention that the air stewardresses had cakey, clogged-looking make up. They made Felicia Chin’s Silky Girl advertisement looked so glamorous.

Poppah finally upgraded to the internet to something decent, NO MORE CONSTIPATED INTERNET YAY!!!!!! Shall exploit it to the maxxxxxxxx.

When I got home, another horreur revelation by my mommah greeted me – the arrival of grandmommah Undearest. She’ll be here throughout the whole holiday, SAY NAYYYYYYYY :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(I shall update this blog as much as I can, whilst hogging this laptop from the younger one *smirks*

Grotesque sight in front of me, when the table is flipped open.

Wearing this much and I was still freezing +_+

My dad practically converted the dashboard to a mini shrine ._.

CHILDHOOD SWEET!

Le sigh, hurrah for my third world homeland, where driving cars is a must and where I could put my domestic alter ego aside LOL.

:) HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

17/11/08

Prom was fun!
Got my poor eyelids manhandled by Denvy, wearing a fitting dress without top inner wear (even D.Tan kinda shook his head in disapproval, like I give a shit you shortie.) (NO XIAO XUAN I DID NOT GO COMMANDO!) , wobbling in 3 inch heels (don't rub it in, gravity loves me.),lots of staring whilst I was on the bus, camwhoringgggggggggggg, and the most memorable one would be getting asked : "Hey darling, where're you going?" +_+ by some short guy with bleached hair, white skinnies, sandals and black wifebeater.

My post-prom activity was one that's rather crazy, even as I'm typing I still feel surreal about it.
Hah it's too crazy to be typed in here, but somehow I'm relieved that it turned out to be a good thing :)
Maybe some maternal instinct was brought out in him that moment, but my elder brother actually stayed up to wait for me. MAN THAT'S JUST WEIRD!!!!!! LOL.

O-KAY! Shall keep a log about everything Indo for some people's entertainment.
Stay tuned!

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2008-11-18T14:41:00.003+08:00

HEY Y'ALL I'M JETTING OFF TO MY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY LIKE LATER!
So I've no time to upload the prom pictures on facebook or friendster or here for that matter so click here -

http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c299/missnerdberd/prom/

help yourselves! Password is 123456 :D HASTA LA VISTA PEEPS!

272 I wish I was a boy

2008-09-14T22:56:00.006+08:00

There moments, days or even short little periods when I wished I was born with male genitals to put it nicely.

1. No aunt agony come knockin'

ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?!
Bleeding 'love' (as Leona Lewis crudely sings it.) ain't exactly my cup of tea and guys don't even have periods!
Saves money, blood, doctor trips or medicine (for those who suffer from Hurricane Aunt Agony) and not have to suffer cramps too!
Does wet dreams count I wonder?

2. No housechores being expected to do.

Even though the trend of househusbands are catching up, but still usually in the traditional Chinese family *rolls eyes* the pampered males do not have to lift a finger in the domestic department whereas the girl works like a free Third World slave ~~(as for my case, Indo maid much?)~~

3. Friendships amongst guys are simpler.

I think this is, MOST of the time true.
Unless the guy is the complex, 'deep' and sensitive kind of person (READ: INSECURE,PETTY,ATTENTION-SEEKING,VIOLENT,HALF-CRAZED) ~eh very familiar ah~
most of the time friendship amongst guys are real simple, or so I heard and seen so far.
They just forget or let go about whatever problems they had in conflict and also they don't just have problems with the person because of their character and not like the person did anything to them.
Or maybe the guys I've seen and known so far are the nicer ones?

Yeah simple reasons for a stupid wish.

Sometimes walking down in the streets made me feel so.....over-dressed.
Faux pas galore, the acrid sight of them really induce nausea in me.

We all know the lovely roaring heat of the sun in addition with humidity which pierce through our pores at almost every part of the day would grand every girl the right to wear tank tops and shorts right?
However what these girls lack is called : SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS.
I seriously am baffled with this mysterious trend.
If girls are so supposedly 'conscious' about their body image, then why do I see people walking along the streets with THESE:
(Thank goodness I know somewhere inside me lay some insecurities which brings about self-consciousness in these errors made.Need to get rid of Michelin-man tummy asap!)

Insert the type of shorts: FBTs, denim cut-offs,etc. WHY CAN'T THEY FRIGGING SEE THAT IT'S RIDING UP IN BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS?!
It's unsightly and just enhancing the fact that that disillusioned girl had Happy Meals every single day - upsized no less.
&&&&&
Not to mention some girls who are like the size of Nikki Blonsky wearing their shorts SUPER SHORT and well every part of her leg looks like Marigold custard pudding without sauce.

Muffins anyone? I can see from the picture above that yeast was poured in the batter in abundance. Why, it rose with such vitality and freshness straight from the oven.
Don't these people own a mirror?! SH33SH.
Not saying that being fat or having a tummy (everyone does! Except Joanne Peh in Beach Ball Babes, man her body was the best!) is like illegal but still it's barf-able sight to see it nearly EVERYWHERE in every nook and cranny of the streets!
WORST STILL! Would you like your muffin streaked with some stretch marks too?
GIRLS PLEASE TAKE NOTE TO COVER UP OKAY?

Feeling charitable? Hurry up and donate to Britney Spear's Butt Crack Foundation to save all the poor unfortunate souls who constantly wore their bottoms so low their cracks are showing up.
Worst sight would be those who look like they don't have the best of hygiene habits.
If it's underwear.....AT LEAST'S THE PERSON WORE AN UNDERWEAR (albeit cheapo ones sometimes.)
Hey the above butt crack is Britney Spear's, even her crack can look decent somehow =\

(click the picture to see it bigger, credits: streetsnaps via LJ)

Aha! Over-done trends I see? Let's see...
Vintage bags? Strike 1
High-wasited bottoms? Strike 2
Gladiator flats? Strike 3
Supposedly 'Indie' headbands? Strike 4.

Well overall this picture depicts the epitome of overdone trends which has been around for super long and it's so annoying that nearly almost every girls I see on the street are wearing the same shit! Not to mention the trend of raiding mommah's closet is so 2983059825 seasons ago, I started young...3 maybe? Just kidding I was only capable of messing her wardrobe.
Oh Oh Oh! How can I ever forget the el cheapo BUCKET BAGS?!
Obviously from bugis street in some cheap looks plaid, rose print, checkered or embossed with roses, your pick. Gladiator flats are so not for everyone! The above example looks okay though I'm sure you've seen girls who wore unflattering strappy gladiators and wishing that you have a chainsaw in your hands and just chopped the legs off. Gore at its best.

Can't find pictures of guys' faux pas but they're still freshly etched on my mind (How I wish it was that easy for the academic aspect!)
Skinnies, another trend now isn't it? Frankly speaking it's how one wears it, some guys like to wear it super tight, that's okay as long as long as they don't look like some ballerina tights BUT LO AND BEHOLD!
Some people would always love to stand out - in a very bad way. Not everyone is born a Christian Siriano but still MIRROR CHECK PLZ!
Guys in skinny with like weird disporpotionate cut leaving MONGO space for the crotch and ass areas are so MAYJAH gross!
Its like okay we're all aware that most Asian men are not as well endowed in the wee wee department like David Beckham's golden balls.HOWEVER! Creating a certain sillhoutte which insinuates that that dude has an asset is certainly the joke of the century.
Those dudes got BALLZ man, albeit hidden and camoflague beneath the excessive cotton cloth.

Another weird trend is that one leg of the skinny jeans would be say electric blue and the other dark brown, or maybe black and white combi? Top it off with some oversized tee which screams for unnecessary attention and cheap, no brand slippers which are 2 sizes too big and makes flapping sound like PIAK PIAK PIAK when they walk cause the straps are too loose.

The minimalistic look had been the rage for now too whereby guys would whore brands like Commes de Garcons, Agnes B and the likes.
Click:
http://lookbook.nu/user/319-Tweeds

I DON'T GET IT! Sure the dude dresses smartly and presentable but what's else is there to scream about?!
Oh that LOOSE THREAD OVER THERE I SEE OH MY GODXZXXZX DETAILS Y'ALL! &&& *hyperventilates* THAT STRAP WHICH WENT OVER THE SHOULDER IS SO GROUNDBREAKING-LY CHIC!
To me it just screams expensive, obscure labels saying hello the world in every ways possible and POSEUR.
Oh have you clicked? Kindly ENLIGHTEN me what details are there to be highlighted?
Polo tees are so over even though they can be such a classic look sometimes, Fred Perry wannabes killed it :(

& Could the Fashion Nation Girls stop waxing lyrical on every 'fashion' related stuff and go on a self-pity moment like 'oh my gosh they put me to shame yada yada.' OKAY WE GET IT! You want mere internet citizens to say : 'Oh no no no! You dress GREAT.' Which unfortunately isn't the case for some.......pieces.

Whew! Super long entry as usual, I feel so constipated when I see those people in the streets and this is mid-prelim let out, AM2,CH1,PH1 LEFT before the O's.
This is perhaps the only time I'm praying to my own religion to do well for the exams and shutting life out of my own and vice versa.
As a primary school classmate whom I bumped to said: "Studies is a lonely thing."
How cynically, true.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
SERVING HIATUS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

271 PANIC ATTACK NUMERO 999999999999999

2008-09-04T23:35:00.002+08:00

Oh wow its September already?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

FUGGERTYFUGGGGGGGGG

270

2008-08-30T23:40:00.002+08:00

I hate it so, when my parents tried in vain to make me conform to the traditional , in fact STRANGE and religious Chinese way of life.

- Girls should do all the house chores, not guys.

Oh why am I not surprised that my brother is constantly having some pungent smell wafting from him after a day's of office.
I swear, it smells like after my whole class worth of odour put together.
Gross, much?

Okay never mind, smell coming out is something they can't help.
Oh wait, my elder brother is like incapable of staying in the shower for more than 10 minutes.
I seriously wonder what cleaning does he do besides blasting the shower head to the max and leaving the whole toilet in a hazardous mess, including not capping back bottles of shower shit he uses.
The message that his colleagues sent to him were so lucid that on his birthday he received a set of toiletries - inclusive of shower gel and DEODORANT.
Whoops did I forget to mention that it was 2 sets?
Denial as always my elder brother is in, never getting the message ever.

My younger brother's...I don't even know what's the word to use to describe him.
He can be nice, but oh-so-unhygienic he is dammit.
Dishes he attempted to wash would be half clean, with bits of whatever's eaten earlier stuff at the side, back, bottom of whatever utensil he used.
Would a little effort KILL?
Would opening his 500 degrees eyes KILL?
Would scrubbing a little harder KILL?
Would being more careful and not drop any more fragile utensils KILL?
He never fails to render me to wash the utensils again.
I don't mind washing dishes for him but for goodness sake would scraping shit off the used utensils frigging KILL?

I don't know what else is he capable of doing besides eating,sleeping,going to the loo,watching tv, playing the computer nonstop, designing whatever characters with 9999999 charge _________(insert fire,water,earth,ice element or weaponries.)
(I felt like scoffing at his ambition of being a gamer, but I held it back shan't burst his bubble.) and following instructions WORD for WORD, even so need to dissect the word one by one and explain it in lay man terms for him.

WHY MOTHER?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU FRIGGING SPOIL THE BROTHERS TILL THE POINT THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE BASIC HYGIENE LEVEL?!?!?!?!??!
Bitch please if it's a guy's thing to be dirty, then all the male doctors and cooks have low hygiene standard.
I seriously pray that they marry some wife who is useless in the domestic department and THEY would have to teach their own spouse despite their own inability.
I'm VERY MUCH looking forward to that day.

& Those are the times when I wished I do not own a vajayjay.

- Not allowed to keep pets at home.

Why?
OH CAUSE WE'LL OWE THEM IN OUR BLOOD NEXT LIFETIME.
It's already hard living in this lifetime yet we still have to think what's going to happen to us in afterlife.
WTF?! WTF?! WTF?!

- One must have a religion.

I have made a decision of not having a religion is that really wrong?
I'm not even choosing to enter ANY religion.
As long as I don't drink excessively, smoke, kill, steal, commit adultary or whatever sins one could insert here what's wrong with having no religion?

I know my parents are devout Buddhists, I respect that and leave it at that.
But it baffles me on the ways they attempt to make me commit myself to the religion.
It's precisely why I see them being so overtly committed that I do not want to comply to anything religious and I have no strong feelings for them.
I feel bored chanting in a room full of men and women old enough to be my grandparents drabbed in black cotton robes.
Many a times my mind just wandered off and looking at the hands of the clock on the wall, wishing perpetually that it would move faster.
I hate faux vegetarian meat.

I just committing to things which I feel unnatural and just not what I believe in.
Yet my parents won't understand.
Many attempts in tried to send them the message across failed resulting in cold shoulders and pretty much using their finances as a tool by depriving me of it.
Shamefully I became the epitome of hypocrisy and just put on a show when they're here.
When will I be able to bow out?

- Girls should only make friends with girls.

It's real sad that my family seem to have some trusting issues, especially my mother.
Ever since my fucked up elder brother let the pussy out of the bag that I had a boyfriend, my mother seemed to expect me to turn into an instant nun.
EVEN NUNS AND MONKS HAVE FRIENDS OF BOTH GENDERS CAN!?
Is she seriously expecting me to be like lesbian?
Oh that would be such a joyful news wouldn't it? Considering the fact that my elder brother is a total homophobe and well thinks that gay people are the vermin of society.
I so want to laugh at his blatant stupidity.

Every phone call, every moment she saw me smsing on my handphone she would immediately interrogate me who is that? how is that person related to me? where the person live and so on.
I have to resort to saying that's its a girl ALWAYS.
Tell me just ONE good reason why I should trust my family members?
Oh sadly enough it's not only my elder brother who told on me but also my younger brother to my mother and then my mother to my father.
I COULD SO FEEL THE LOVE MY FAMILY IS RADIATING OUT TO ME.

Teachers day was such a total bore, seriously.
Dillon played the drum great but that's about it.
Not forgetting Joshua's wonderful vocals in You Raise Me Up with Dennis looking like he blasted from the past in a very good way.
The emcees need to be fed to the sharks.
"COME ANY DEDICATIONS TO THE TEACHERS, LOUDER LEH"
Bitch we ain't enthusiastic and with you yakking away on the microphone isn't going to make us feel like OH-MY-GOSH-ITS-TEACHERS-DAY-SO-LETS-BE-ENTHUSIASTIC.
I can't remember how many times I rolled my eyes at her and felt a feeling of pity growing for them.
Mundane dedications written and displayed in contribution to the ever growing propaganda level, lovely.

Approximately 2 digits left to the O's cb.

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2008-08-17T00:03:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRD-DAY DENVY!

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2008-07-26T23:00:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHA SO FRIGGING FUNNY!

"Alright, here is a fun challenge. This clip is just over 4 minutes long try and watch the whole thing without ever breaking a smile or a laugh...Belongs To Break"

I only managed till 1.10 =-=" CB

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2008-07-26T20:55:00.012+08:00

For some reason the usually violent induced elder brother of mine is being nice for once!
My card reader got screwed up, well literally speaking that is and thus left me vexed.
I can't upload new songs, or themes, or games, or photos.
My world was thrown into a whirlpool of black holes.
Keh, not really but still it sucked okay!

So because of that he got me a new card reader which he got shipped in from Hong Kee.
No idea why Hong Kee thought =\
I was elated and immediately insert my spankin' new card reader to the USB port.
Lo and behold it could read! *jiggles around*

Cross country was pretty good! I ran and got 23rd for girls, not too bad considering the fact that I'm not built a sportswoman and that all the jiggly bits are slowing me down. x)

KEH PICTURES :D

momok-Mohsen circa 2006 HAHAHA! I randomly snapped this picture which is placed in the library, not the most flattering expression but oh well! Achievement that counts hor?

Guan Yuan and Mavis! :D

I swear I'm such a bad photographer or that they know when they do not want their pictures taken. Mavis, partial Mattheus, Sinvyest and Jia Sheng.
SL! :D Guan Yuan being himself :)

One day an ant came along spasming in the AVA room, Ferah was bored and decided to play around with it. She took a pair of scissors and tried to trap it.
Wherever the ant went, Ferah went too, preventing and muddling its path of freedom.
Alas Ferah's inner blood thirsty monster crept out and with a swift cut of the gleaming scissors, the ant's head was cleanly cut off.
It trembled perhaps in agony for mere seconds before making its way to the heavens with a last spasm. RIP spasming ant.

The body, grisly innit? If you look closely there's ant juice - or blood?

The ant's head, with it's feelers still intact.

Whenever I go to Denvy's house in the afternoon, I would see this kitty contort its body 360 degrees. Napping away was what it would to, obvliviously to its surrounding and obviously to me who was snapping it napping away.
This was the day I skipped PE, which I do every alternate week which got Mr Lim noticed but I couldn't care. Being a girl is great cause you could give the reason that Aunt Agony came.
Anyways this wasp or some flying bug was building it's warm little nest at the fence that separated the field and the school. For the first time in 16 years (at that point of time), I received flowers! So sweet of Yong Zhen and Elise :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Xiexzxzxzx! My family came too, even my mum who can't speak English for nuts, no for real not mocking her or anything.
My elder brother once again showed signs of humanity within him by getting me a blue rose with a pig on it (WHY THE PIG!) but oh well it's cute anyway.

AH YES! FINALLY I'm able to show my steal buy! :D
3.5 inches Zara, suede, peep-toe gravity defying heels.
It was le fate that brought us together, an affinity that the shoes are in 37 and was the last pair left on the shelf (which was really bare.)
Still trying to defy gravity I am, wobbling away as my blog address suggested :((((((Pretty, pretty 4 (or 4.5?) inches heels that lovely Xiao Xuan generously gave to me :)
They're kinda tight at the front, damn long toes but I'm expanding them naturally, hope to master in them after the O's!
Hello Vicky B feet with bunions and hammer toes galore. :(

Invitation for ROD! So sweet of them to buy Famous Amos cookie, which I didn't really like cause the chocolate is sweet.But oh well maybe it's excessively sweet cause it's done by them *coughs*

Eh so sorry juniors I can't remember what're your group names! :(
Nevertheless the performances they put up were immensely enjoyed by us, le ole seniors.

Sheralyn (sp?), Sherly, Benny and Tzer Bin basking in limelight.

They sung Lemon Tree and uh one Westlife song which I couldn't recall what the title was.

The lower sec boys put up a skit about gambling, pretty cute huh? LOL LOOK AT DINESH SMOKING. The third one from left.Smoking again =-= I ain't approvin'!
Death sentence meted out for them aww the poor shiz.
Kum Hon PLEASE EAT!

Shabuya chickz doing their thang! Which reminds me of MEHEEKO CHICAS is dat chuuuuuu?

Mairah y'all! She got boys queueing for her number and the sweet chick actually don't know what to do! P.S Shah has hugged like all the girls above, I hope they're not emotionally distraught the poor chicas.

The last performance was a very Romeo and Juliet kind of storyline, y'know boy and girl fall in love then obstructions galore but ended up a tragic ending.Cutie pah Joshua the Romeo, Gwenny Gwen and le cutie pah Benjamin!!!
Kai Mei's the Juliet and she's sweeping the floor.
Chu Ying being herself :D
Weiting and Alcine cat fighting, I can't resist putting up this picture, Alcine's expression is a classique!
Benjamin got stabbed and died HOORHOOR T^T Cry him a river everyone!
Cry another waterfall cause everyone died T^T HOORHOORHOORHOORHOOR

Last person to die, well committed suicide she did and THE END TO THE STORY.

We had treasure hunt too, which was pretty fun but too bad it was cut short.
Yours truly and the toilet paper man, aka Benjamin aka Treasure 09.
Chu Ying! Still so innocent looking these juniors, sorry my face is suffering from severe pizza condition and muscle spasm. Good enough reasons not to show my face :x
Sultan! President 09, he was so sweet to actually bend his knees so I could reach him LOL.

Weiting! Vice president 09. The mushroom do is so Zoe Tay circa the 80s but nevertheless I guess it suits her hor? Once again she's taller than me, damn the asian genes!

Ferah and I being ourselves, we're Ethiopian kids shipped off in wooden boxes for meager prostitution.

Kidding, more like the zoo.

This was actually one bit of the treasure hunt, fishing out mentos out of a plastic container of uber smelly mealworms.
Lovely innit? Full of the wiggly shit and its old shells which it shed.
Ugh grotesque.Not my hands.

LASTLY! MY LOVELY KAI HWEE IS 16!
Happy BIRDday my dear :DBeing herself.

Well not the first time she's caught with in an unglam moment.

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2008-07-13T22:01:00.002+08:00

Just a quick update, not dead by the way just disgustingly busy with bleedy schoolwork.
I wanted to upload photos of my steal buy. ALAS! It wasn't meant to be, the bleedy card reader is spoilt! My younger brother lovingly and most probably YANKED it out of the USB socket.
Ugh! Eff it and to top it all the wire that came with my handphone has also malfunctioned, WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF cb.
So, my phone has like pictures that can't be uploaded from ROD and my sweet ass steal :(
&&&&&
I'll be stuck with the same music play list of 276 songs over and over again. cbljjjjjjjj.

Updates of my life:

1. Deeeeerraaaaammmmahhhhh kelab's ROD

It was sweet while it lasted, sobxxzxzxzx. The amateur video that we, seniors made was well TRES embarrassing to me. Oy vey!
Their performance though was well so 'polished' NO REALLY compared to our 'Ban Mian Story' that we put up yonks ago AHAHAHAHA.
Food was not too bad, catered as usual and the best bit is obviously the sinfully, buttery, diabetes-inducing chocolate eclairs.
I beat Mr Wong (not CY hor!) in eating M&Ms (I shoved 11 to be exact.) with chopsticks :D
*sighs in relief* My Cheena roots is well embodied in my soul after all, my poppah would be so proud of me.
Typically one section of the Treasure Hunt is to pick out Mentos (in wrapper) in flour with our mouth and the most EGGciting one would be picking out Mentos (without wrapper) out of a tank of mealworms.
To think the mean juniors initially wanted us to pick it out with our mouths!
Oh and I LOVEEEEE the shirt they gave me which said 'I high five strangers' SO ME I EFFING SWEAR.
But ALAS! UNFORTUfuckingNATELY, it got red splotches of some unknown dye on it and now it's reduce to some shitty shirt meant for home wearing - credits to obviously-not-so-dear-grandmommah. Hate her and please don't try to convince me that she isn't what she seems to be, try living with her.

2. DPA

Well as Farah (FERAHFERAH - Mrs Tan) had updated on her blog, we've both applied for DPA.
Call me kiasee or kiasu but I made it a life or death matter to enter Ngee Ann's Mass Comm.
Despite the intense rate of competing to get my azz in there, I SO MUST GET THERE!
Of course dilemma and decisions ensued when the whole DPA thang reached my ears.
After much thinking, FSV was in my second choice and Media&Comm@SP as the third.
PLEASE LET ME IN BITCHEZ!
I wanna be the next Anna Wintour (I kid denvy, KIDDING LA)

3. Shampoo

A life changing thing in making a choice of haircare for my mane. LOL
I've used so many shampoos that I could easily set up a shampoo blog review thingy.
ASIENCE SUCKS HOR!
Despite some shampoos having glam and dynamic advertisments on tv, but they still prove that their shampoos are good.
However, NOT Asience PLZ.

-Trust David Gan to say its good,
-trust the advertisment to promise "virgin baby soft hair" (or something along that line),
-trust the brand to endorse Zhang Ziyi or JooJuJiJyuJinHe-whatever-her-name (which the brand claimed that she's an international singer or artist or whatever, so bullshit) is to prance around on tv and get their hur blown by industrial size fans and to say "As long as you wish to be beautiful, you will be beautiful."
YAH YAH YAH, I wish I could use a fork and poke her bambi eyes and ask for my money back.
Technically it isn't her fault since the product sucks and not her, but technically again that gives a reason that she sucked cause she went to endorse them; money la hor money.
- IT DOESN'T SMELL NICE LOR, I think it made my hurr smell like that of an old lady's =\

Anyways the bottom line is - ASIENCE SUCKS LIKE BIG BIG BIG TIME.
It made my hair resembling the food of a horse, okay I'm exaggerating but still the product doesn't deliver the quality, so eff them!

Trust Sunsilk, cheap, delivers the quality despite the uber cheap pricing, mass manufactured (oooo denvy you love it all MASS!), wide range to suit different hurr, smells strong and lasting,
and don't have celebrities prancing around on tv.

*Puak puak* Keh that's all for now, updates yonks later I guess.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a long time in hopes that my application is accepted.
PLZZZZZZZ ACCEPT ME BITCHEZ!
CB I want bangs, especially like Anna Wintour's T^T
k BAI.

265

2008-06-29T01:09:00.002+08:00

OH MY LAWDDDDD this post is nong overdue, I was blogging halfway and got lazy and stopped and just forgotten about it.
GET READ SOME KOPI/TEH or some snacks to munch or sumthin', this is a long post YOU ARE WARNED HOR!

8/6
I'M SO BORED!
Okay ever since I returned from SL camp, I've been feeling kinda lost.
Perhaps for the period of time I had a schedule to follow and suddenly it's taken away.
Anyways I don't feel like I've rest enough even though I've slept for 8 hours straight.
Another day kinda wasted watching Thirteen and just surfing the internet aimlessly.
CB my socks are already so loose around the stumps I called legs yet I'm still not pulling them up.
Oh never mind shall blog about how SL camp went.

Day 1

I remember on the way to school I was irritated with the bus driver cause he took his own sweet time to get into the bloody bus and drive so damn slowly I bet a super fit athlete could jog at the same speed. I wish I could use a fork and poke his butt and tell him to drive faster. I CAN'T TOLERATE DRIVERS THAT SLOW.

Since SL is an unconventional group, so is their way to group everyone.
Initially everyone's grouped into 4 then take a coloured cloth of red,yellow,blue and green, and that's the group that we'll go to. Obviously I chose yellow :D

My group consisted of Mavis, Mattheus, Jia Sheng, Wei Sheng, Seng Leong, Carmel, Sinvyest, Guan Yuan and Jonathan!

Standard routines in camps we always have ice breakers like Wacko and um another game which we need to write a word each and formed bullshit cause no communication amongst the group.
Circuit games were next -
First station is spinning around with a stick then hop to a container of flour and eat an inconspicuous jelly bean hidden amongst the flour.

Second station is stacking body parts together to meet the requirements for eg only 3 legs allowed on the floor.

Third station at fitness corner, where I had to lift up logs OF ALL STATIONS! Wish I could have switched with Guan Yuan for sit ups =_="

Last station was like digging for specific coins hidden somewhere in a pail of flour, our group got the rare silver 5 cent coin which is yonks old :D

We had amazing race after the stations were done and it was pouring pussies and bitches =_=|||
Free ride to Plaza Sing all thanks to Guan Yuan's idea (cause he takes it everyday he says =\)
1st station which we had to give FREE hugs, funnily enough it's something which is free which Singaporeans and foreigners alike don't want. Tied our ankles with our pretty yellow lifeline which I doubled up to utilise as a hair band to control my bird nest mane, and had to walk some distance. Lastly squeeze our hands and total up the number like broken telepon (read: telephone)

2nd station at Somerset area and we had to walk amidst the lovely humidity in Singapore and the giam siap SLs only allowed 2 bus rides and 1 MRT ride T^T
Well we used a rope and skipped together, LOL SORRY MATTHEUS FOR WHIPPING YOUR FACE :(
and then flip a mat we're standing to the opposite side................

3rd station was at Mt Fabre's Safra outlet, and brave Carmel faced the evil Para Para machine and had to teach us who are born with 2 left feet how to dance Para-dung (AARON KWOK IS DAT CHU?!) which was recorded down, tsk.
Next we had to throw a rock to the person beside us all at the same time, we did it in like less than 10 minutes I think, then I wondered back on why it took so long during OBS but well my conclusion is that my groupmates then were just shitty as hell.

4th station at Vivo and again we used our limbs to make our way there, no wonder people of the olden days are mostly so slim. My poor group thought we got anoter station left so we scrimped a ride only to be called later approximately 400 metres from Vivo that our destination was the last station for the day, cb waste our energy.
The station was really lame, transfer water using strings and bottles with a hole on it =_=|||
DUckson also, attempted to be so discreet in stealing our flags but obviously we're more vigilant

LLLLLLLLLL <- that's my fingers btw.

and uh passing ping pong balls using plastic spoon. After the Amazing Race was over, we ran back to school, gobbled down our dinner and got blindfolded except for appointed guiders to find our flats ._. The weather, not being kind on that night, rained on us which caused the night trail to be in school, boring but I'M SO GLAD that we don't have to crawl under tables for what seemed like eternity but was just a mere 20 minutes (if I'm not wrong, well that was last year!) Handicap soccer was just a bloody kick fight =_=" 3 people holding onto a stick and racing towards an inflated ball. OH PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOCCER IS A MAN'S/ PASSION THING. To no surprise it was a chaotic scene. As much as I have the tendency to be clumsy, but that night was the first time in YEARS that I fell down which resulted in a scab on the elbow, bruises on the elbows and knees >:(
I wanted to sleep already, maybe that's why I fell down.

2nd day we obviously had to wake up early and had physical training, and off to Sarimbun scouts camp site we go!
Typically we did teambuilding games and rockclimbing which I only climbed halfway sadly not living up to the monkey name that Denvy gave me, got michelin man body la plus gravity not helping.
Raft making was just sitting down and watching pollen from the trees fall and the paddling was so sad.
Challenge Valley was kinda a nightmare where we climb our way out of tyres and I volunteered to go first, and bloody hell the pants kept slipping down =_= ~~I HOPE NO ONE SAW MY UNDIES. I didn't wear grandma undies thank goodness :D~~
Swing from tyre to tyre of different heights and then rolled ourselves into WARM, SLUSHY and GRITTY MUD! Bleh, but the last bit was fun which was to slide down inside the already DUBIOUS looking pond which many bodies + sweat + grime + dirt have accumulated inside.
I laughed when I slid down the slide, twice LOL.
The smell of the pond + mud was obviously enough to induce vomit if one is weak but nuh uh we manage to pull through it y'all!

Hiking from the uber uluh Lim Chu Kang to Kranji was just.....meh kinda except the gorgeous hot pink sunset! and the occassional sightings of dogs.

Whilst waiting for our turn for the night trail, Yu Kai led us in uber lame AZZ games which was only funny to see Joei getting all frustrated in the dark :P
When it was our turn, solo we went. Given a light stick we did, which was surprisingly to some help. The forest was super dark, so dark till I can't see my own hands.
Sounds of whatever fauna that's in the forest were pretty comforting, initially I heard footsteps which was pretty creepy..........................................................................
Moving on! I just went on and on and on, slipped once heng didn't fall down or like yell out and walked on till I saw Ardy and Stanley with other members who've reached.
I still can't believe there would be crocs in the shores of Johore, I thought crocs live in fresh water?!?!?!

I googled and Sungei Buloh site said that people mistook some type of lizard for the rarely-seen-crocs =\, meh.
We did have another activity after the night trail, but kinda insignificant to me cause I was practically half asleep with my contacts threatening to pop out.

3rd day
PT at the start of morning, kudos to Yu Kai who managed to hold his bowels~!
I don't know if this is a tradition thingy but during camps there will always be skit section and to no surprise I was asked to help out in the skit being the only person from drama KELAB -_-
Jonathan was obviously the one who started the ball rolling on DUCKSON, lol SORRY DICKSON IT'S TOO MEMORABLE I JUST GOT TO TYPE IT DOWN.
A human SL letter thingo was created after the skit bit was over, de-briefing of all the above activities and a video made by CHL, lastly PRIZE PRESENTATION!!!!
Obviously mah group is DA BESTXZXXZXZX~!!!! with best female camper, best encourager and of course BEST GROUP award :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

After the whole camp was dismissed, Sunny Side Up made their way to Tiong for lunch and parted ways with a smile.......................................

Did you really read till here? I'm impressed if you do, and no matter if you don't, this all my memories and just don't wanna miss a single detail about it. I've worn my contacts for 13 hours now my eyes are screaming for O2, so ta for now, pictures maybe up soon xD

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2008-06-10T10:15:00.002+08:00

I am so furious right now I wish I got a fork right now, tie my younger brother up in a chair and start torturing him by poking him endlessly. Especially at the eyes.

So I put my handphone on my table and went to sleep, feeling that I don't need to charge it cause the battery's still full.
The next morning I woke up and I found it gone.
Called it multiple times and using the vibrations coming from it as a guide and I found it ON THE FLOOR UNDER THAT SHIT HEAD'S TABLE.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So I called that shithead and he said he didn't do anything to it then when I argue that he was the last person to use the room then he said OKAY MAYBE I ACCIDENTALLY DROP IT.
DUH YOU LITTLE FUCK! YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO USE THE ROOM, WHY WOULD I KEEP MY PHONE ON THE FLOOR UNDER YOUR TABLE?! fucking cb.

All I expect it, okay sorry maybe I didn't see your phone there.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE FELT RIGHTEOUSLY IN THIS SITUATION THAT HE'S RIGHT AND THAT THE PHONE WAS IN THE FOUND SPOT IS NOT HIS FAULT.
Fine, I didn't try to ask him nicely but how could expect to be all sugary nice when you've just lost your phone moments ago?
This is where my parents' parenting had gone wrong.
Last time when we were still living with the parents, whatever quarrels we had it's either FORGET IT LA HE'S YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER

OR

MUST BE YOUR FAULT.

KNN LA MY FAULT MY FAULT EVERYTHING MY FAULT MY FAULT.
FROM MONEY TO THE HOUSE CONDITION ALL MY FAULT JUST BECAUSE OF THE DIFFERENCE OF OUR GENITALS.

UGH FUCK THEM ALL, STUPID DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.

263

2008-06-04T20:23:00.007+08:00

HOORAH! I've finished packing for tomorrow's SL camp, my bag's nearly bursting at the seams literally.
As of today, I'm 17 years and 6 days old :D
I gotta say this year's birthday is like the BESTTTTTTTT ever ~!
BIG THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE'S WISHES + PRESENTS <3

Lunch at my house - Tricia, Khai Woon, Xiu Xiu

Dinner with Denvy @ Nabins
Arabic food, Philia apparently closed down :(

D
me grinning like a total idiot, but happy LOL

D's Dory fish whatitcalled with fragrant rice ~
My 1/4 chicken whatsitcalled with couscous - which is wheat and tasted so yummy!
I forgot to take a picture of MOMO :(
SHISHASSSS
Apple thingamajig

Singapore Dreaming @ Old Sinema

Which is a super good for a local movie, DRAMAZZZZ galore me likey :D

Starfookz

YUMMEH, rare treat to be at Starbucks.

Tiong Bahru surprise~~~~ feat. Sheean,Vivian,Kai Hwee and Khai Woon!

Vivo!
I look like sai hence the duck :D

SUPER SWEET CHOC CAKE!

Ahhh they met me at TBP and ended up KW holding my hand and walked around Tiong Park whilst the rest got the cake ready LOL, first surprise ever loveloveeeee.
I haven't got a picture of the cake + sparklers on them, gonna ask them from KW then upload it here ~
THAT'S ALLLLLLLLLLL!

Popeye's fries are like damn nice~!

262

2008-05-24T22:59:00.002+08:00

click on it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

261

2008-05-22T18:57:00.006+08:00

it's been a week and a day exactly since I've last updated.
Not that I don't want to, but rather I've been lazy and I've never liked short, meaningless posts with too much words in riddle to decipher.

I know friends have long blogged about their results, lamenting how lousy it is.
I've got an acquaintance who STILL laments even though the results taken back were say,
(I'm not going to compare) but the results surpassed mine by miles and yet lamenting is all the acquaintance did!
Oh well, I would honestly admit my results are horrendous, it could make balls shrivel like dried prunes.
Crying over split milk is the last thing I would do, thankfully I've drained the tap during the grueling process of the exams.
Positivity in mind and trying harder are way to go!
Man feels like I've married and have to be committed to the O's, though the temptation to cheat with going out and fun are deliciously taunting whenever school's over.

I went to Alliance Francaise Centre with Farah and a group of EL teachers to watch Moonbird (some kiddy play about a bird who taught a kingdom sign language)
and I happened to come across pamphlets about studying in France.
This might sound uber cheesy, but I've ever had thoughts of going overseas to further my studies, but obviously something is holding me back and that's none other than money.
Jealousy reared it's ugly head and I succumbed to such envious feelings.
Perhaps most would probably just say: "You Chinese Indonesians are so rich, you probably jet off US after the O's."
Yes perhaps most of my fellow countrymen has vast wealth which allows them to do so,but not I.
If I do, why would I still even be in Singapore?

It makes me resent them for being born with a silver spoon in their mouth, living in luxury, without having to worry about their finances, ever.
They just play all day long, eat rich's man food every single day, get super obese, wear expensive, tacky clothes and club all night long, once they complete their O's (or rather, fail them for most cases.) they would just jet of to US of an A and go to a typical college where most counterparts go to and well I don't know, buy whatever printed paper they could buy?

It pisses me off when doors are opened to them because they have money.
It pisses me off when they could go and explore the world because they have money.
It pisses me off that the placings in school are taken because they have money.
It pisses me off that they don't have to work for it because they have money.

Money, the root of all joy and evil, I guess that's how it works in this world.
Sadly, that's perhaps the truth and the worst part is that they don't cherish whatever that they have.
Too righteous I may sound, but this is how I feel.
Biasness may be eminent in this entry and being clearly unfair to those who does not fall under the category above,but you can't blame me for I've seen it right in front of my eyes.

Oh well, I guess reality check is inevitable, I still don't have the money and they're luxury ass are comfortably somewhere around the world.
Oh one more thing to add, the poor African children could seriously use some of their fats protruding out of their too tight or too loose tops, liposuction anyone?
(I know what most would suggest - Go hook up with a rich, fat indo man and pop a gazillion of useless, obese babies to add to your hometown's already vast population, solves life's ground breaking problems y'all!)

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

Abba - Money Money Money

P.S I'm contented with what I have, it just sucks that I don't have excessive moolah to achieve what I long to achieve or to explore what the world has to offer.

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2008-05-14T20:47:00.002+08:00

I have much to moan,grumble, vex and complain about the exam preparations and the whole shitty process of it all.

Firstly, the whole process of studying just breaks my spirit bit by bit, sounds really drama but I can feel the vitality in me being drained by evil numerical manipulated to confuse and befuddle the adolescent minds like mine.
I'm practically envious towards the ones who are mathematically inclined that I feel like using a fork and stab their eyes, no kidding.Okay I'm kidding.

Secondly, the whole process of being the one feeling like a total loser after an exam paper.
Amidst all the post exam chattering, phrases such as :
"Die la!"
"Fail la!"
"So difficult, SI LIAO!"
"Flunk liao la!"

........................................Yeah, right.
If one didn't study hard (like me -_- ugh cb.) or like really find the paper difficult, fair enough.
What really irks me is that people who have been doing constant work, studying like 24/7, and practically a mini teacher or a walking textbook to be lamenting at their fate of FAILING, when they jolly well know and AWARE that they would pass, with flying colours may I add.
LIKE YEAH LETS FLUNK OUR MID YEARS TOGETHER.
When they get back their papers it would be 2 digits with a 7 and above, flunk my fat bloody arse like just shut up already and stop trying to make yourself feel better and making those who didn't do well feel like cat shit.

Thirdly, the lack of sleep, it fucks up one's mind, skin, and mood.AIYA LACK OF SLEEP JUST EFFS UP EVERY SINGLE SHIT LA OKEH!

Fourthly, taking out notes, scribbles on rough paper, flipping through the mass of textbooks and guidebooks has turned my house looking like Hurricane Katrina has just swept pass my house.
CB have to clear them by myself too.

Okeh, paragraphs full of angst aside ~~the pig~~ FARAHRAH has asked me to do her little questionnaire, here goes:

1. What disappoints you the most?
- Being left out,promises broken, aiya all the juvenile stuff, I'm still a teen y'all!

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
- If it's only VUN tour ticket then I guess the pits of Europe in some unknown bumfuck state and go backpacking on foot and survive on water and hard bread.

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
- READDDDDDing.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
- Solves nearly 90% of life's problems, why not?

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
- Annoyingly cliched, but I want a happy life, even with DRAMZZZZZ attached to it, I want to be happy at the end.

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- Hmm, perhaps with a library, a farm full of animals and ever fertilised soil, modern facilities in the house, I think I can.

7. What is your favourite body part?
-Slim feet, though with bunions (CURSE THEM!) But who cares I can fit into thin, pretty heels.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I'll give 40% for parents, 10% for siblings (perhaps they would have start working already) and the rest I shall spend/save ON MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

9. What is the most embarassing thing that happened to you recently?
- I think embarrassing thing happens to me in abundance, unfortunately my goldfish memory does not permit me to recall any, ask Denvy, he knows aplenty.
HUSH DENVY HUSH ~~MAH BOAR!~~

Perhaps the attempt to throw my ice cream cone into the bin, missed and the ice cream plopped on the ground like some messy dung, I proceed to bend down to pick it up with a grunt resembling an ape.Is that embarrassing?

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
- Craziest person to be with in a room, I never felt safe being with her, can talk about anything under the sun, even SEKS, can choke slam, swept me off my feet,haul me like I'm a cupcake.
HAHAHAH okeh Farah don't kill me, I still love you.

11. What makes you happy?
- Family, friends, food, money,good books, smiling kids, dogs running about, cats curling up asleep, anything simple, really.

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
- Hate's too strong a word, more like annoyed. People who are not true to themselves (JUVIES!!!), liars, backstabbers, unenthusiastic people, people with no initiative, people with no basic etiquette or mannerism ( I can't fathom why people can't behave normally, I thought the Bronze Age has passed like centuries ago?)

13. Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road?
- Definitely having a job, and hopefully married! Lol I don't know about popping kids yet, still I wanna be a modern mommah.

14. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
- Being a witch, from there can do whatever I want, kill people with a trace, fly, conjure up flaming thingies, summon dragons and other awesomely ugly and fearsome fantasy creatures~!

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- The tender loving care from everyone (1...2...3...AWWWW)

16. What do you do when you're alone?
- Read, watch online shows, I love rotting at home.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- Be more tolerant and patient, perhaps that would save a lot of trouble I get into.

18. One word to describe yourself.
- Klutz.

19. What is the one thing that happened to you which you can't forget?
- Giggling during my grandfather's funeral, we were all kneeling down on the floor and I saw my uncle's hand with snot dripping down to the floor.Hey! I was only 9 =-=

20. What makes a perfect bf/gf to you?
- Open mindedness, similar sense of humour, and obviously I need to be comfortable with him, right right right?

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Denver
2. Kai Hwee
3. Khai Woon
4. Xiu Xiu
5. Tricia
6. Vivianne
7. Devina
8. no more la no more!

Trips to SA, Bugis and Cheenatown with Denvy were absolute smashing with good buys, good chat, good laugh and obviously a true good friend :)
OKEH BYE I SHALL ENJOY MY NEW SHAMPOO!

259

2008-05-01T22:22:00.004+08:00

Why hello world, I'm still alive, well not quite in the pink of health recently.
All thanks to ape/gorilla of an elder brother (the one and only with violent thrashings in bed and yelling in the middle of the night, issues y'all!) I now got viral infection which he claimed that he's coughing all week due to "mangoes". Hah okay tell me that if I'm 5.

Being sick at this point of time is superbly annoying,
I can't help to feel tired at the wrong hours and just coughing trying to write down some formulas on worksheets is, like, *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*wrote a word*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
Resulting in jerky handwriting, severely red face, suffocating chest and a very irritated ill girl.
You can't ever forget the phlegm that comes attached with the cough, g*jers I wish I could just blow them out into smelly, recycled toilet papers and get it done with.
UGH, effffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Every Tuesday on Channel 8 there's this show which helps hawker stalls which are like nearly tutup kedai-ing (closing down) state and resuscitate it by getting hotel chefs to teach the stall owners cooking skills and like refurbished their stalls and all.
So today Denvy and I ate dinner at the good ol' hawker centre near my house,
and there was this woman whom I recognised from the show whose business was once in the pits.
It was so bad to the point that she only earned $3 a day, that's like 3 muffins.
Nudged and enlightened Denvy I did, so I initiated a conversation with him (LOL).
(I can't remember the bits exactly, but it went something like this.)

Moi: "Eh Denver next time we go and buy muffins okay? There's this shop which I watched on TV selling muffins though I can't remember where."
D: "Okeh."
Moi: "Cheap also leh, $1 each."
LOL THE WOMAN TURNED TO ME AND SAID,
"Where's muffin shop?!"
Moi: "Er, I can't remember where is it." *awkward tone*
Woman: "What's the name of the muffin shop?"
Moi: "Missy Muffins."
Woman: *laughed boisterously* "THAT'S ME!"
Moi: *looks at D* "Oh, okay next time we'll go there."
Woman began to relate the whole conversation to her aging companions whilst I avoid D's eye contact to no avail and coughed up pork meatball (not trying to be racist here or anything cause I ate pork meatball porridge for dinner =-=)

My hacking cough is so bloody annoying, gotta visit Dr Gary Keong once again after school ZzZzZzZzzZz $_$
K BAI.

258

2008-04-15T20:02:00.001+08:00

Today's my younger brother's 15th birthday ~~and I....kinda forgot about it *coughs* but at least I wished him Happy Birthday!~~
Anyways! While walking to the bustop with Farah, saw this cute guy who walked past me and we both turned back at the same time LOLxzxzzxx so cute la he le sigh~! ~~maybe he turned back to take another look to make sure that I'm really ugly~~

257

2008-04-12T19:33:00.010+08:00

These are the days when I wished that a day has more than 24 hours or that the ability of buying time from others ever existed, especially from tai-tais and socialites (galore that I know, especially during SFF) who are so damn free they are willing to waste time to do their signature 10 feet hur every single day and toting monogrammed LV/Gucci/etcetc arm candies.

Every single day it's just me trudging my heavy bag and a pile of books in hand home with my hair all messed up and blouse all tucked out, a veil of fatigue shrouded around me without fail every single day and the stomach called out to be fed with whatever food that's in the house.

Yep, that's how my days are every single day tentatively with something going on after every school day and the weekends, come to think of it, it's been a real long while since I last went out properly for the fun of it. It's such a bitch to have a sensation of constant exhaustion, the tension in the shoulders and calves, the drooping of the eyelids (double or not or fucked, which ever.)
When distracted with current activity, the feelings doesn't flood in or isn't felt that much.
I'm sure most of us would agree that it is only felt when waiting for the teacher to enter the classroom or when waiting for the bus to go home (especially when the bus has an erratic schedule AND worse part is that that's the only bus home), this is when I feel like curling up anywhere like bus seats seem so damn heavenly.

Yah yah you just spent time reading how it feels like to be tired, like who cares if one is tired right? dog bleedy tired? bone aching tired? RIGHT?

Yesterday night was the inaugural event for the school's Rhapsody put up by the various performing arts groups.
In my exhaustion, I'm surprised I could muster up the energy to decide on what to wear and wobble away in my 4 inch wedges (at least I admit I can't walk well, YET and that they're wedges and not HEELS.) Met up with KH and X2 who were simply dressed, seriously (XIU GET A PAIR OF FLATS TO COMPLETE THE OUTFIT I SWEAR IT'S GOING TO BE CUTE! and of course KAI XIN GUO GET A FORMAL TOP :D) Lol next time shop with me, I'm a cheap shopper!
When I arrived at the agreed location, I was already greeted with a parade of fashion faux pas.
SERIOUSLY!

- Wobbling away in 1-2 inch heels isn't hot.

- Wearing boyfriend shirt with skinny belt (gotta give credit at least loads of them bothered not to make themselves looked preggers) but I think like 1/4 of the girls population wore this cause the venue was certainly plagued with it and I thought the trend of boyfriend shirt was already done and over with, thank goodness I didn't attempt to pull it.

- LEGGINGS THAT ARE ENDING AT THE KNEES.
Betch PLEASE, unless it's a model PLEASE don't try this at public, the result is just a hobbit girl with emphasis of the lack of height that we Asians suffer.

- Printed cheapo MCR/(INSERT EMO/METAL ROCK BANDS), oh wow parading this in such an event it's like wearing bikini tops and tutus to a ball, how appropriated.

- Badass plaids! OH-MY-GOD, unless you're bumfuck American farmers living in some god forsaken state in the pits of the USA, please don't try any plaids, especially RED ONES.
(Even if you CAN pull off plaids, GET SOME DECENT ONES FOR GOODNESS SAKEZzZzZZzZz!)

- Beachwear, KH and X2 would know what I'm talking about, hot pink top with some random shitty prints, a brown patent belt, NEON GREEN printed shorts and SLIPPERS isn't going to make any fashion statement, neither is the bird nest do.

I couldn't and didn't want to hang around at the area where everyone's staring at one another and just talking in big ass groups, the sight of the faux pas galore is enough for my contacts to feel like they're going to break into half and making my eyes bleed, I think my eyeballs were ready to pop out of the sockets from the excessive eye-rolling I did towards fashionably backward people like mentioned above.

Lol I spent too much time talking about faux pas but not the concert itself.
I must commend the school for the attempt to have a glam event (FOR ONCE), though the stinginess of the school is apparent in the event itself.
The venue was alright, not too formal not too atas/glam to be intimidatingly formal.
The performances were good, surprisingly, my expectations weren't high but the performance each respective group have surpassed my expectations, GREATZ!
They have improved significantly, especially Malay dance and International dance~!
My favourite is Indian dance, their lithe yet energetic moves just burst with exuberance and lively zest that perked me up to keep watching their shaking and jiggling all their worth on the stage.
Their costumes of vibrant and rich colours along with the stage lights blend in all nicely in a picturesque image.

The lights and sounds were faboo, along with the navy blue (I APPROVE 101!)
Maybe this would hint strongly to the head of school to get new drapes, the current ones are mouldy, sickly shade of booger green and with a layer of accumulated dust resting oh-so nicely all over it. ESPECIALLY THE SOUNDS! The school sound system works like how a granny's mood is like, smooth as silk when in a good mood, and a big bitch when it isn't. Who can ever forget the crackling of the sound generated from the mic when the Thai guest was speaking on Thursday afternoon like a string of crackers are being set off. Oh well I guess the AVA members just got to push the right buttons.

Band! Elise was so cool with her skills in percussions.Angelic looking choir, their instructor wore such nice high heels!

Er..hoppity hoppity hop of a graceful Malay lady?
AH such grandeur colours!(personally I think their purple dress is fugly)

Nicholas (the tiny dude to the right) SO SUAVE WORXZXZXZXZX *meltz*THE FINALE!

I watched this when I was 4 years old, and way back then I didn't know who Michael Jackson was ( obviously!) and I was wondering if the figure on tv was a man or a woman =-=

I love Horrible History books! Terry Deary is such a witty and yet a corny man, I love him nevertheless for coming up with these books.
Here's an excerpt:

I must not throw upon the floor
The crust I cannot eat;
For many little hungry ones
Would think it quite a treat.

My parents labour very hard
To get me wholesome food;
Then I must never waste a bit
That would do others good.

For awful waste makes awful want
And I may live to say,
'Oh! How I wish I had the bread
That I once threw away.'

Okeh super nong update, I'm just shagged all the way and the skin needs some recovery by sleeping it off. OKEH BAI!

256

2008-03-12T21:22:00.001+08:00

I WANT TO HOLE UP AT HOME AND PLAY SIMS 2/WATCH MOVIES/READ BOOKS ALL DAY LONG DAMMIT!
DAMN THE BLOODY Os!

255

2008-03-09T22:43:00.003+08:00

Life's Lesson Learnt 1:

Never take more than what you can have on a plate.
D and I initially planned to catch 10 000 B.C, with Steven Strait in his primitive glory and moobs jiggling as he run to save his loved one, well obviously we wouldn't want to miss him in action!
Unfortunately, me being mixed up as always totally forgot that I had zee loveleh ACE camp organised by my budgety school and ALSO forgotten that it lasts till 9+pm -0-
It was an honest mistake (NO SERIOUSLY!) and my stupidity combined, I even reminded him to buy the tickets and re-confirmed with him the timings.
FORTUNATELY, D found a replacement on time and the tickets didn't go to waste :D

Life's Lesson Learnt 2:

Must be more giving and absolutely forgiving ala Mother Theresa.
I honestly was annoyed that no one wanted to do the ACE camp night event thing,
and I kinda lost faith that something would come together; somehow, eventually.
Fortunately there were a few individuals - namely noted as Khai Woon, Sundram, Song Yong, and Aaron who stayed back with me to brainstorm the lyrics.
Cause of the fact that the few of us got worried, and bothered to do this, I felt that the people who are not bothered about this whole item shouldn't deserve to sing it.
Efforts shouldn't be wasted on them, what's the point of a performance with only the ones who are willing to sing will stood out whilst the rest huddle like sheeps and embarrass themselves.
This is what I felt, and I do stand on my opinion very strongly.

However, Aaron kept insisting that we should do it, as a class effort.
He said it till the point that the decision is his to make, thus we performed as a class.
I must admit that he was right in making the class perform together,
well I guess majority sang, I don't know cause I was busy banging the spoilt keyboard whilst tossing my hair. (Cooberan enthusiastically jamming, Sundram acting cool =P, and Aaron who had to stood still due to the lyrics pasted on his back LOL)
& I'm glad that everyone had enjoyed it, therefore I learnt that we should be more forgiving, and give everyone a chance, even though some gits shouldn't deserve it.
Plus, thanks to Karen that she did the powerpoint presentation of the lyrics to show the audience what we're actually singing, and even though it had hiccups but it's the sincerity that counts!

Life Lesson Learn 3:

ALWAYS PUT THE GODBUDDHAALLAH ALARM ON SNOOZE.
Well initially I woke up at 5.45AM, however laziness got the better of me and I went back to sleep after turning off the trusty alarm in my trusty candy bar phone.
Well when I woke up, unsurprisingly the digits 7.10AM greeted me like pests, in fact they seem kinda evil at that point.Well I knew that the school has it's frigid rules (if you're late for 1, VUN MINUTE! THAT'S IT you're late :D) and it ain't worth it to rush to get there on time with uncombed hair and unpacked bag, etc. So I took my time to shower as usual and waited for my one and only bus with an erratic schedule, and strolled to school.
:] yay I reached school with Rambo ( I think it's Mr Tan's favourite movie or something =\) showing on the screen. (SYLVESTER STALLONE PLEASE RETIRE)

Ace Camp Summary:
1. Social Studies skills was a heck load of time wasted.
2. English oral skills lesson was not bad, cow's and tee's recording were hilarious. x)
3. FOOD WAS HORRIBLE OMFG LA.
4. Well it was my virgin attempt in bowling, and it wasn't a surprising thing that many of bowling balls I threw rolled off to the gutter =-= NONETHELESS I got it in the end and I loved it like ice skating ~ :]
5. Sex ed was a heck load of time wasted.
6. Financial literacy was FUN! I nearly won against Simin by 2 k :[ OH WELL it was fun~
7. S'pore Discovery Centre was a heck load of time wasted.
8. Night performance! Not bad, there were the notable few like Beautiful Girls sung by Feng Jia and Vivvy, 4F dancing to SOULJA ~~GURLZ~~BOYZ! 4I's...well one phrase ZZZ
5A's skit was cute~ turtles for the win YO.

YAY I GOT A NEW MEMORY CARD AND A SPANKING NEW EARPHONE, after only 4 months, the SE earphones decided to fucked itself up on the right side UGHHHHH.

FINALLY A CONVERSATION WITH D -

S says:
u knw last time
S says:
i was so fascinated with msn
S says:
that whoever comes online
S says:
i just say hi
๏̯͡๏) from brooklyn to manhattan [ 19 ] says:
eh lol done!
๏̯͡๏) from brooklyn to manhattan [ 19 ] says:
just ONE click avay!
๏̯͡๏) from brooklyn to manhattan [ 19 ] says:
photoshop rulezxzxzx
๏̯͡๏) from brooklyn to manhattan [ 19 ] says:
OK LAME.
S says:
=-=

254

2008-02-24T17:08:00.000+08:00

After being swamped with tests and extensive commitments, I've heaved a sigh of relief like going on a train that's travelling too fast and it just suddenly stopped.

After mutiple tried of pulling my upper and lower lids back till my skin feels rubbed too much, loss of eyelashes aplenty not like I've much to speak off, and ultimately the feeling of frustration after many, many tries and 1+ hour plus later with Denvy patiently (for once!) waiting at my side and speaking words of encouragement as I poke my eyes vehemently;
I FINALLY MANAGED TO PUT ON CONTACT LENSES.

It's been like forever since Buddha knows how long the last time I tried to poke the curved plastic thingies into my eyes and I finally overcome the fears and succeed, MAJOR Y'ALL!

Another major thing is that I PASSED MY CHEENA TEST!
This is really significant to me cause I've always been failing, or like pass with borderline, never in my life I expected myself to get a B3!
Or perhaps it's just pure luck, OH WELL! Still happy!
Not for the rest of tests though, AHHH I SHAN'T BLOG ABOUT STUDIES, boring dung.

Last Sunday, Xiao Xuan and moi made our way to Zouk's flea market.
OH BOY IT WAS LE TERRIBLE luh~!
It was really disorganised, the stalls were practically at every crook, nook and pit of the whole club.
The structure of the bar made it difficult to accommodate like the stalls and the human traffic at the same time, it was extremely an overwhelming thing to walk through it I swear.
(I know they can't help that the club is built like that but still no need to organise it there then!)
Well at least it was airconditioned but still the feeling of wanting to get out was undeniably present at every second I was there, but I managed to go through the whole jungle and bought quite a bit of good buys super cheaply LOVELOVEEEEE!

Actually I've still got the urge to blog many, many other things.
BUT better not, lest some unwelcomed people would read my humble, boring blog and read WAY too much in between the lines, as usual :D
BAI BAI BAI!!

253

2008-02-07T22:52:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I wish I could blog in a witty manner which people would go 'OOH! AAH!' over it, but alas I would not try too hard to type an entry, it would be severely poseur (cough!) and damaging to my brain cells, which aren't much in capacity.

This year's CNY pretty much been boring so far, well I've never had a memorable one anyway.
The family and I visited aunt over at their house, so I decided to wear my new flats out thinking that it would be quite a walk from the MRT over to her house but alas I didn't realise that the sole of my feet were so thin that I'm currently having blisters from walking in them.
Anyways the visit was just totally awkward, I cringe at the sight of the very hated aunt of mine.
Her bad ass bird nest hurr, her bad ass pyjamas, her bad ass face and her VERY bad ass botched double eye lid surgery.

Gosh don't get me started on her really grotesque PINK pyjamas with RED hearts on them, how appropriate really, on a Chinese New Year.
Seriously since she's rich enough to buy a condominium, would it kill to give the hair a brush? and a change of proper neat clothes of course. UGH SERIOUSLY LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER.

okay I lack of things to blog about, bai.

252

2008-01-19T20:26:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMFG THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL THE BIGGEST IDIOT/DOUCHEBAG/IMBECILE/RETARD ON EARTH, no wait UNIVERSE!
I got no other words to decsribe the video besides HAHAHAHAHAHA and UNBELIEVABLY STUPID!

"yeh yeh" *mumbles mumbles, grunts* "nuh"

251

2008-01-13T02:48:00.000+08:00

A whole new year entry started on the 251st blog entry! HURRAY.
My blog's pretty much feeling like walking through the cemetery, cold and lifeless whilst I read blogs of acquaintances and friends alike which are filled with exuberant amount of vigour and life.
The second week of 2008 is going to end and I feel a sense of dread coming over me over the dreaded O's which are coming round the corner, thus I decided not to neglect my studies further (it's already in a neglected state).
However school's been not bad, some 'teachers movement' occurred for my class, which didn't come as a surprise.
It still feels surreal to realise that I'm actually already on my way to graduation, which I can't wait and hopefully go somewhere else where there'll be less of the presence of the people that I dislike. Okay no, that's not the only reason but still I can't help but to feel the buzzing and guzzling, thoughts of graduation.

I have nothing much to update on my life now, but everything's been pretty good.
The most significant thing would be how I entered 2008 with a 'wild' night, coming home in the wee hours of the morning is a first for me!
Oh and of course the very first time friends actually come over my house to sleepover.

I don't actually have or made any New Year Resolutions cause I know 90% I wouldn't stick to it, and no point telling the whole world and ended up not achieving it.
However I shall not remain ATNA (all talk no actions) over things that I said I'm going to do.

Nevertheless a whole new year, a clean slate to doodle all over again with shit that happens in life every single day.
Hence I drew up a conclusion that it IS necessary to be a hypocrite once in a long while, even though it's wrong.
I mean come on everyone IS a hypocrite at some point of their life.
Like for example picture yourself not liking a person cause of their characteristics or maybe incidents that occur and accumulated from it, you couldn't possibly be the next queen or king bee (HELLO GOSSIP GIRL!) and go like 'Hey I fuckin' hate you!' and drama-S attached of course.
The hypocritical manner is of course be courteous and be polite in a greasy,well-oiled, seedy businessman and the sneaky method of just masking you're true feelings.(now THAT I know some people have achieved it pretty well.)
Oh well if you're self-righteous enough you would just be curt (YOUR EXPERTISE D!)

No resolutions now I don't have the excess determination, just goals!
1. Finish O Levels with no regrets
2. An awesome outfit for prom night (plus of course saving up the moolah to get it!)
3. Suppression of unnecessary feelings, I SHALL BE iRobot!

To end this off, WOBBLINGHEELS IS TWO YEARS OLD, HURRAYYYYYY
^-^
ok, bed.

250

2007-12-31T12:19:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENG YI!

23/12 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEEAN!

Let's have a pictionary entry!

X'mas was fun fun fun with HWEEHWEE :D
Snacking all night - (OMFG BABI!) a bar of Toblerone, a pack of popcorn and ice cream for us each.
Wanted to countdown at the Roof Terrace of Esplanade but it closed at 11pm =-=" so we went to the steps of Marina Sq to countdown with many other small groups.
Let pictures do its talking.

^-^

SOME RANDOM PICTURE :D
Denver attempting to pull a me cause of my big gum to teeth ratio =-="

Taken with my lovely new phone(except the last one), the previous one which got lost/stolen in my third vurld country UGH KNN LUH CURSE THE PERSON WHOEVER USES IT WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH! Preferably genital corrosion.
RIGHT NEW YEAR'S EVE WOOHOOO~~~~~

249

2007-12-25T21:59:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!
:D

248

2007-12-22T23:42:00.000+08:00

I have some confessions to make today, I don't know why I feel so terribly sinned (NO PLEASE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGIONS OKAY PLEASE KTHXBYE!)

WARNING! Terribly long entry, if you're a lazy person please don't read.
if you're not interested in a 'deep' topic entries, please don't read.
HOR HOR HOR!

Confession 1: I lied to my mother. I feel terrible after doing so.
I guess what struck me most was that the way she was eager to hear how my day go today and that the fact that she had bothered to call me to see how I'm doing.
Surprisingly she didn't ask me probing question, a first, coming from mommah dearest.
After the emotional turmoil I put her through, I guess I want to make it up to her, by the simple act of telling her how my day went, after all she's not her to watch over me, I have to watch over myself. That, I know.
Well technically I just told her that I didn't get to see poppah dearest cause I was outside doing homework straight away right after I bathed, and I know she wants me to bid him goodbye properly on his journey back to Jakarta.

I did attempt to call home through mobile phone, but I guess I called too late.
Oh well never mind, the way I could make up to poppah is eating the supplements he brought for me and the bird/hamster food (*COUGHDENVYCOUGH*) which is actually just some flax seed.

Confession 2: I feel bad for talking so UN-emotionally to my dad. He called my mobile phone the moment he reached Singapore from JB. (I hope he was enlightened from the trip)
I guess he was anticipating me to go all excited and like ask him how was the trip and everything. & also the fact that he wants me home, cause I wasn't when he called.
I guess I should have asked him how the trip go and sound well, more welcoming.
I really hope he doesn't tell my mommah that I wasn't home, or else I'm going to get an earful.

It's saddening to realise how distant me and my dad actually is.
I guess I don't totally blame him, given the circumstances and all, it's hard to keep a close father + daughter relationship.
More saddening the fact that we never had the chance to actually ever bond in this lifetime,
I've afterall lived in a house without him ever since I was 7, so I guess it's hard to suddenly embrace him with warm, welcoming and open arms.
Further more, he had changed too.

I know that religion is supposed to make one a better person, but for my dad's case, it had changed him 175 degrees I may say.
( Well the other 5 degrees goes to some kind of leniency that he still has ever since I was young lol.)
It hit me even harder that I don't know this person anymore, I mean come on I'm hardly communicating with you and you expect me to suddenly accept Buddhism, stop eating candies/eggs/milk/meat/fried food, eat flax seed and supplements, to accept the grandmother and be patient to her all in a snap just because this person is my dad?
Well I guess, I would TRY to at least communicate with him, even though he's not much a person to talk about his feelings (like most fathers are.)
Though it still puzzles me what a changed man he is in front of his friends, but I guess everyone have their individual side shown to friends.

Confession 3: I was tired when I was walking home and I wasn't watching my path till I think I stepped on some ants, which are huge like the width of a 5 cent coins.
It was so big till I heard a crunch under my Selina Lemonade Papillios.
Rest in peace ants, I really feel guilty for not watching my step.

Confession 4: Even though I shopped a bit in my hometown third vurld country of Jakarta (only 5 tops and 2 bottoms), I still proceed on to spend $100 on another shopping spree.
Though money's hard to earn, I couldn't understand why I feel so good spending the money for once and then ended up feeling guilty when I thought of my parents, especially mommah dearest who always emphasised the importance of saving money.
I guess I'll never get it till I work, HOPEFULLY I would be less spendthrift next year.
(The irony when my parents say that I'm a spendthrift, I'm still labelled as frugee =-= (*COUGHdenvyCOUGH*)

MARINA IS BLOODY COLD, got to remember to bring jacket and scarf to wear there next time LOL.
I FINALLY got a scarf that I like :D

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2007-12-21T15:53:00.000+08:00

TAG REPLIES:

Denver: hahaha! well farah's home country is SOMEWHAT like mine, but OBVIOUSLY mine's like 1000000x worser than hers =-= dont start with the boar-ness.
STUPID ZARA NO REBAJAS LUH!! Lol I changed the blogskin already la, no more mustard and navy blue la okeh okeh.
Farah: nah, not everyone's blessed to have really wide shoulders. =\
Kiwi: Changed skin! and there's links nowwww and i linked you already :D
tricia: HELLOOOOO!
xiu2: you're welcome! I hope it fits well :)

Gosh I spent so much time trying to fix the effed blogskin just now, afterall I'm suffering from HTML retardation.
Anyways it's been quite a while since the last time I updated properly.
I shall just talk about yesterday and summarize the homecoming trip back to my third world country, lol.

It does feel great to be able to shop without parental consent (SHHHH!) and LEGALLY shopped with my own money, I didn't steal,jack,etc etc like some rats do.
Nevertheless yesterday was tiring!
The most memorable bit would be when going to Little India in search of beautiful Indian bangles.
Denver and I had to squeeze and jostle through the crowd of a mixture of Indians and Bangladeshis,
well for the first time ever, I felt foreign to be there.
It actually felt like as though we're in Delhi or Mumbai or Calcutta, except for the fact that it's much cleaner of course here in Singapore.
I can't help myself when I speak with my much practised Indian accent, it was an honest mistake!
& Of course walking through ANOTHER crowd in Vivo, with kiddies galore, who says that birth rate is declining in Singapore =-=?
It was also the first time I ate Chippy's Curry Chicken with Cheese for the first time, and to cut it short, I prefer Shi Lin, worth the money and the taste.
and the unforgettable route both of us took to see whether this guy (who looked good from behind) will look good at the front, HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Gosh this entry is beginning to sound so meaningless.
Here's to summarize my whole homecoming trip:

1. As poppah dearest grows older, he seems to be more annoying too, like his mother whom lied to me just now.
2. Mommah was really kind enough to bring me shopping, well it's not like I bought a whole new luggage of clothes, but nevertheless I did bought clothes after eons of not buying them.
3. Poppah's mother is really old, and her daughters seem even more hardless as days go by with no phone calls or visits from them.
4. I.LOVE.TRAFFIC.JAMS.THERE.NOT.
5. I think that I've taken Singapore transport here for granted, gosh the public transport there is horrendous! Took me 2 hours to get to my aunt's house with 3 times of changing transportation.
6. I love the food there, especially Padang food.

I know this post is going to be boring cause well nothing struck me to really blog right now,
let's just take it as an obligatory update =-="
I'll blog VERY SOON ( I hope! without ATNA-ing) after something struck me or something =\

&&&&&

CURSE ZARA FOR NOT HAVING ANY REBAJAS NOW UGHHHHHHH!

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2007-12-20T22:07:00.000+08:00

lolx

A deviated version of LOL, in which the X stands for absolutely nothing, other than the fact that it shows the typer's inability to spell or speak English.

The typer often thinks it makes them look cool by adding the unnessary X, more to the contrary, it makes them look like a total retard, with a mentality of a 12yr old.

powerrangerboy2234: heyyy!!!111 i am so kool lolx...
Billy: You must be 12.
powerrangerboy2234: OMG how do you noe?? lolx
Billy: From the way you're typing you freakin' retard

by The Black Jack NY Oct 17, 2006 email it

lolx

Laugh out Loud with an x next to it for no apparent reason, maybe to symbolize the word extreme? I hate it when people say lolx.

XSefiros: that kid is a bastard.
Caladbolg: lolx!
XSefiros: dont say lolx, it sounds gay, man.

by XSefiros Aug 10, 2003 email it

source

NICE ONE!

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2007-12-12T22:52:00.001+08:00

EUPHONY
a collboration between GESSchoir and QTSSchoir
23rd december 2007 Sunday, 8pm
DBS auditorium, 6 shenton way
DBS building Tower 2, level 3
Singapore 068809
$12/ticket

Please contact Cherylyn at rhapsodicmoment@hotmail.com for more details or purchase of tickets. Thank You! (:

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2007-12-11T21:21:00.000+08:00

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1) Get married.

2) Get rich & fabulous(like duh times two).

3) Travel to a whole brand new country.

Three Names You Go By:

1) Shella

2) Bellah

3) MA Li Ru (for people who so-called misread my surname)

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:

1) proportion of body

2) thick hair

3) easily tanned (some people just go all red)

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:

1) Chinese

2) that's all

3) .

Three Things That Scare You:

1) Rejection

2) Insecurities

3) Death

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:

1) a water bottle

2) computer

3) books

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

1) butter yellow tee

2) worn FBTs

3) a bigass hairclip

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:

1) Maroon 5

2) Jamie Cullum

3) Michael Buble

Three Of Your Favorite Songs(currently):

1) Alicia Keys - You Don'

2) Aly & A.J -Chemicals React

3) Shania Twain - Still The One

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:

1) warmness (emotionally not physically only)

2) honesty

3) FUN

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:

1) nice hair

2) wide shoulders

3) cute smile

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:

1) reading

2) movie marathon

3) searching new music galore

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:

1) MORE SHOPPING (despite doing some in third world)

2) have a maid

3) good books and music

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:

1) Tour Guide

2) Archaeologist

3) Music Label Representative

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:

1) Pareeeee

2) London (and its surrounding little villages)
3) Italy

Three Kid's Names You Like:

1) Markl

2) Blake

3) Bianca

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:

1) skirts

2) accessories

3) the longing of wearing high heels

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:

1) I

2) don't

3) have a weiner.

Three People You Tag:

1) Kai Hwee, where are you!?!?

2) Khai Woon, where are you?!?!

3) Xiu2 or Sarah.

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2007-11-16T15:34:00.000+08:00

Au revoir y'all, hope you guys have a good holiday :]

& Yes I did enjoy myself during the chalet especially the night cycling with the peeps who were there.
From Pasir Ris to Changi,
from 11pm to 3+ am,
from stray cats to transvetites :D
Hahhaha! It was sure fun and of course not forgetting the joyride Eugene gave me on the bicycle =-="
Murdering and winking good fun with the Barcardi poker cards, oh plus the gore and horreur on Hostel 2 and The Grudge, love REMY in Ratatouille and of course the aging Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4.0
Toxic fumes galore in the evening when the charcoals were burnt with frustrated scouts members trying to resuscitate a dying fire whilst another scouts member was just being a DICKhead.
Nevertheless the food was great, the company too, despite the fact that the process of having this chalet was annoying, I guess I don't regret having it afterall :)

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2007-11-11T03:47:00.000+08:00

Good monkey look at the time and I'm still not in bed.
I kinda envy Xiu2 now :(
Dammit why can't I get over it and sleep alone, ugh!

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2007-11-08T16:06:00.001+08:00

Ever feel that you're ugly, fat, too much bobbly bits, or have bad features, etc and wish you got the money to go for some kind of plastic surgery.

Trust me, everyone would feel this way at some point of their life.
But fret not my dears, as there is a form of comfort which you could turn to.
Behold readers STEVEN LIM'S VERY OWN MODEL SITE.

Yes you read that right, MODEL SITE.
Being a curious person by nature, I clicked at it, expecting maybe a hoard of eyecandies to drool at.
Maybe something like this? :

Lars Burmeister for Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio

Malgosia for Yves Saint Laurent Opium

Caroline Trentini for Paris Vogue

Evandro Soldati (SIGH!) for LV

Oh boy how wrong I was and I was in for a good laugh in the longest time.
Once the page was loaded, I was greeted with pictures of normal people, fat, short,skinny,tall, but ULTIMATELY, THEY'RE NOT OF MODELESQUE MATERIALS!
No seriously, do they really think they could make it big as models?
Like hello! WAKE UP GIRLFRIENDS and snap out of it, even poor modelesque Russian and Brazillian models are struggling to make it big out there in the harsh, ever changing fashion world.
I don't blame them 100% cause Steven Lim, Professional Eyebrow Stylist, Model, Actor, Dancer, Director of Eyebrowser Trading & Marketing, (I'M SORRY WHAT MODEL?) was the one who gave them false hopes afterall.
HOWEVER, they have their stupidity to blame cause they were the one who agreed to join this so-called modelling agency. Bitch please, what modelling agency which would recruit anyone and I do mean EVERYONE along the Singapore Streets?
The consequences to pay? They have un-officially become objects of laughingstock for me to mock at.
Here's my top 2 favourites :

Occupation: In between jobs Hgt: 162cm Wgt: 51kg DOB: 30 Aug 1971

Special Note: Ming Quan aspired to become a model very much but some agencies rejected him on the spot. For me, i think he is really special n cute. He can really try comedy n funny bar top dancing. Congrats, Ming Quan, u are model now!

OH.MY.GOODNESS. Is he serious that he would ever, EVER get hired? Sorry dude, you're not alone when it comes to aspire to become a model, but it is evident that you're making the biggest mistake of a lifetime.
Firstly, you're 162cm, way too short to become a model.
I'm not going to criticise his looks (I'm not Xiaxue ok.) but his looks is just so NOT correct for modelling, I'm being kind here already. I am not surprised that agencies rejected him on the spot, they were spot on in fact.
Yes Steven Lim, you think he's cute and SPECIAL (pardon me to correct this, but I believe the word to correct that would be SPASTIC?!) and Steven Lim, you're really retarded to even give him hopes in the first place. It is a known fact that you're a mobile joke, but seriously why implicate other poor innocent souls?
Hello Ming Quan, you don't have to TRY comedy, you ARE a comedy.
& for the LOVE OF MANKIND, PLEASE DON'T EVEN THINK OF TRYING 'FUNNY BARTOP DANCING' Else the audience would go like this:

MAH EYESSSSS! >-<|||

& Sorry (NOT!) Ming Quan, you're so NOT a model PLEASE.
Lastly I'm still perpetually disturbed from the half nekkid and tacky, awkward poses, please get gym membership prrronto and like have protein shakes for your 3 meals before thinking to STRIP off your top.

Occupation: Waitress Hgt: 157cm Wgt: 54kg DOB: 7 November 1987

Carmen is a sexy cute adorable girl with very good female assets. All events including bikini & lingerie photo shoots.

WOAH!
OH MY GOD WOW THAT POSE IS SOOOOOO SEXY I'M LIKE SO TURNED ON BY THOSE HOT ASSETS, THOSE CURVES, THE SMILE.

Not.
Homegirl needs to lose weight PRONTO and like grow AT LEAST 13cm taller, that's the minimum requirements dah-ling.
She has also succeeded in distracting me from her face with her "HELLO WORLD" pose (read: raise that pit y'all!)
& May I be courteous enough to enlighten poor Carmen the definitions.

SEXY:

Raquel Zimmerman for V Magazine

Cute/Adorable:

Sasha P for Italy Vogue.

Hmm hmm? Isn't it very clear oui? That you not only do NOT have sexiness or cuteness or adorable-ness, you also lack of everything a model needs. I do admit you have womanly assets - the boobs but that's IT.
I'm also convinced on how demented Steven Lim is, he actually believes this girl can model for BIKINIS AND LINGERIES.
Talk about the joke of the century.

LINGERIE
BIKINI
Think Carmen can compete with them? Think again my dears.
But I'm sure Carmen would fill out the bikini top nicely, or even snapping them!

LOL HUNK MY ASS! Well done Steven Lim, you've grown from skinny bean pole to lard ass with sagging muscles standing half nekkid in tight underwear.
Please spare innocent people from such horrific images, not only it is a turn off but also a wake up call in the morning.
It has also suppressed my large appetite not surprisingly :)
Sheesh, such sad bunch of people.
Well at least they did not announced to the whole entire world that they're earning 5k a month or claiming that people are copying whatever pathetic shit is there to copy or that he/she SHAVED (we do NOT need to know.) or wear slutty, cheap clothes or put one inch thick of cheap make up (THIS SILKY GIRL! or FAUX DIOR!) or wobble in cheap heels or go out with unwashed hair.
Yeah I'm sure you get the picture.

David Gandy for Dolce & Gabbana

To end this entry sexily,
THAT is how you do tight underwear!

Sources: models.com, oneyearbibleimages.com, lastresestrellas.blogspot.com , victoriasecret .com, stevenlim.net.

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2007-11-08T14:09:00.000+08:00

ELLOH EVERYBODY HAPPY DEEPAVALI!

DAMIEN RICE - BLOWER'S DAUGHTER
Le sigh it's such a beautiful beautiful song!

Stereotypical Names with Ben - Kevjumba
(DENVER IT'S YOUR FAVE!)

Oh yes I love SMOSHHHHHH AND KEVJUMBAAAAA!
Need to find more videos like those.
Oh and on a disturbing note,

CAN'T LEAVE 'EM ALONE - CIARA ft 50 CENT.
I'm not saying the songs sucks or anything (Gosh gotta LOVE Ciara's WHINY voice, it hurts mah ear I tell ya!)
OKAY I SHALL NOT SPOIL FOR THE DISTURBING PART BUT IF YOU WANNA KNOW SCROLL DOWN A LIL.

OMG IT'S THE CARESSING IT'S DISTURBING AND THE UM INTIMATE LOOK.
MAHHHH EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
and it's 50cent EW?!
*runs*

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2007-11-07T22:40:00.000+08:00

I swear I would never, ever eat ban mian if it's cooked by the auntie with butch hair and a permanent frown.
Girlfriend needs a dye job and botox.
The egg yolk always broke and the noodles she cooked gave me 3 trips to the toilet.
UGHHHHHH!

Sigh good ol' spize, I heart mee and nasi goreng thai muchos muchos, not forgetting the sickeningly sweet tehcino and kopicino.
Surprisingly denvy and I had to share a cup :D

I watched too many movies in a span of these few weeks, I'll be surprised if the degree of my eyes did not go any higher.
Miss Potter, Down With Love, Closer, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Science of Sleep, High School Musical 2, Good Luck Chuck, Sweet Home Alabama, Grease 2, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Pride and Prejudice, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Ratatouille, Hairspray (AGAIN!)
okeh that's all :)

knothanksbye.

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2007-11-06T22:55:00.000+08:00

" This is my blog.
This is my rant.
I don't have to explain to anyone else.
So just shut up.
And read.
And wonder.
And make wild guesses. "

Quoted from Devina's blog and I couldn't agree more!
Now that's for people who couldn't or wouldn't understand my estranged relationship with my grandmother. :D

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2007-11-06T22:10:00.000+08:00

Okay I didn't keep my word when I said that I was going to update.
But oh never mind I'm updating now :D:D:D
Nothing much happened, no drama or whatsoever but of course I enjoy visiting this particular acquaintance's blog, very very exhilarating whenever I visit his/her blog, it would be updated regularly of INDECENT pictures and cryptic paragraphs which I don't WANT to catch balls and outings with SEEDY, SLEAZY companies and lastly the CHEAPASS, DISGUSTING clothings.
It is a blog of freeflowcrass, and I'm addicted to it to be honest, cause I like to read the ridiculous posts, shake my head in disbelief and laugh and mock! It's almost the same as flies being attracted to dung. In this case, yes, I am the pesky fly who is addicted to reading the dung. But it doesn't mean I like he/she or like what he/she says. I am just stupified by how a person like him/her actually exists.
Gosh I could go on forever, but I shan't

Anyways made a bet with Denver a few days ago that he/she will take a turn for the worse.
The prize? A meal!
Isn't this so exciting? I sure hope that he/she doesn't die halfway, WASTED WASTED!
It's not that I don't have the guts to mention the name of the person but rather I'm sure he/she is pretty well known for those things I mentioned above. ( So degrading to mention the name luh!)

Okay I shall put my summarising skills to test, I hope that my entries from now on don't bore y'all. I'm bored so I shall list out what I wanna achieve before I jet off to my kampung. IT'S A CITY OKEH DENVER!

- COMPLETE PUZZLE (don't worry KH I'm still continuing the puzzle and fixing the orange cat :D)
- Finish at least half of my homework. HMMMM I MADE LIKE 0.5% PROGRESS TODAY YAY!
- Have a fun chalet! Impromptu and make decisions on the spot, FUN! Oh don't be a sour puss and say that it's going to be a disaster, then mid year chalet was pretty good :)
- Finish reading the books I borrowed!

See I admit I'm such a no-lifer, but can't afford to keep a job, my inconsistent timetable don't allow it so who would hire someone with an inconsistent schedule?
ANYWAYS! I HAVE THINGS I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH!

- GO ICESKATING DAMMIT I'VE BEEN WANTING TO FOR YONKS!
- GO ZOO! ZOMG It's been like eons since I last visit it till I can't remember how it looks like anymore.
- Get a haircut, my hair's out of shape HURHUR.
- Get new glasses, my glasses are wearing out! and the other pair's a bitch to wear after a while.
-SHOPPING ZOMG! While I can't afford shopping here in Singapore (Plus majority all wear the same pieces, there's ALWAYS a chance of bumping to someone who wore the same dung as you are. Just take a look at the SADDDD,SADDDD Runway City and you'll know what I mean.One of cities which is top in fashion? BAH! HUMBUG.) I can afford it back in my hometown :D

Alright I shall stop here, got writer's block hence the bullshit I just typed.
HAVE A NICE DAY!

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2007-11-04T22:08:00.000+08:00

Hello y'all I'm not dead just having no life by holing myself at home and watching movies and playing sims2. (I kinda enjoy it actually, but honestly what's there to do in SINGAPORE? & Our life for now as a student on a holiday would be watching tv/movie/videos nonstop like moi, attending CCAs, attending extra classes, or jetting off to the ends of the Earth. WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? Knit on a rocking chair? SLEEP? =-=")
So here I am doing something useful for once by resurrecting this blog and going for amaths tuition today.
Oh boy this blog sure is DEAD.

OVERDUE TAG REPLIES FIRST!

Tricia&Waileong: OBS!!! Iskandar the Great quoted that for us :D (waileong: kinda late I know but thanks! you did great too, we're the big 4 HOHOHO!)
ZH: well that's a good question, but i guess from the way it's written its simply means that one day has 24 hours OVER 7 days, perhaps that why it's written like that?
denver: don't start, i bet she just KEEPS AND BREEDS them.
kerina: HELLO KERINAAAA! & your Asshole *COUGHS*
kiwi: aha! I know I think i should put my summarising skills to test.
tzerbin: hello! sure thang~
mag: LOL yeah! Im not surprised if i remember your name for life.
VivNix: YAY VIVVY IS HERE!

Kay I shall update properly tomorrow, Down With Love here I come!

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2007-10-21T09:58:00.000+08:00

I am in a state of rage now, you might wonder why am I blogging at such early hours on a SUNDAY?
Well I only have my severely demented grandmother to blame as she thinks she's the Queen and demanded me to open the fucking house door when I don't even have the bloody key as my aunt (who went to the market with my younger brother) locked the grille and the door, and it puzzled me why my mother would left out duplicating the key to the grille.
Hence even if I want to send her off to the temple, I couldn't cause I DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY KEY.
Like an alarm, she perpetually chanted my name (IN A VERY NICE TONE MAY I ADD? A first if you ask me, we don't actually speak much either.) till I woke up, I'm a heavy sleeper fyi so she's THAT LOUD and have chanted THAT MANY TIMES.
I'm totally not a morning person and her chanting which caused me to wake up, has put me in a very bad mood as I slept late last night watching Ratatouille.
She fucking demanded me to open the bloody door and said, "How could you all treat an old woman like this?"
HELLO WOMAN, OLD DOESN'T MEAN IT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CRAWL ALL OVER OUR HEADS AND ACT LIKE AS THOUGH YOUR HRH QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
Can't open the door? Tough luck, don't go out then.
Oh wait on a second thought, I rather you go out and don't bloody come back.

& Don't fucking scold my aunt, she's not here to serve you like a maid.
What's wrong with her going out to the market to buy breakfast?
She's not here to bloody wait on you and sit idly waiting for you to get dressed to the temple and just to open the bloody door for you.
UGHHHH MY SUNDAY MORNING STARTED WITH SUCH A *$&(*$&@#(%&(@$%($&%(&(
I swear, evil people don't die easily.
& I don't care whether you live with us or not, IT WOULD BRING ME GREAT ELATION IF YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE EVEN TEMPORARILY, I would then attain the Zen-like feeling that I would love in a house.
It would be much better if you leave permanently of course.

& If I were to taped your life down into a documentary, it would surely win a substantial award, yeah maybe a Razzie?
I obviously underestimated your strength and cunningness,
you are obviously someone who is not WEAK nor DEAF nor STUPID.
From the way you present yourself to the people of the world obviously they would buy the picture you painted yourself to be with those former traits listed.
But obviously I've seen the way you walk (NO YOU DON'T BLOODY HOBBLE YOU LIAR)
and you always give the "I'M OLD SO BLOODY PITY ME AND DO MY ORDERS.", you boast and LIEEEEE to the people of the temple too.
I must say I'm not proud to be associated with her, in fact I rather NOT born into this world if I know I'll enter a family like this.
I must have owe my family members some kind of debt in my fucking past life.

This post would be dedicated to the old folks who goes to the temple near my house (though it is not targeted to all old people cause some old people are very nice, like my popo :)

To the old people who goes to the temple nearby my old house:
I must thank all of you for teaching me NOT to be like you all when I grow old.
I would certainly remember all the experienced I came across within the 8 years that I lived around that area.
Like how you would lovingly shoved me as you all shuffle along the very already narrow path, whilst trying to outdo each other to see who could walk faster.
Like how you would dress up dripping in gold, just a lovely target to be robbed on the street.
& when you really get robbed, you wail and bemoan to the whole entire universe how sad and unfair life is.
Like how you would race with other people for the seats in the bus stop, giving a self righteous air around.
Like how you always cross the street without waiting for the traffic light to turn green,
why? would waiting put you through some kind of torment.Llike "AIYAAAA CANNOT GO TEMPLE! I NEED TO GO NOW NOW NOW"
Seriously never think if a car ever hit you and you just tutup kedai and other innocent people would have to watch the whole scene, scarring and traumatising them for life.
Like how you would lovingly scold me when I did not even do anything.
Like how you would stop abruptly just to pray in front of the tiny temple, will that few chantings make a difference in your life?
Never think on how people from the back will bump to you and you would glare accusingly as though the innocent party was at fault.
Like how you love to spit on the ground, without considering anyone else around you.
Pray tell me why you all love to have such similar habits?
Nevertheless, I thank thee to all of you for teaching me NOT to do such things when I grow old.

I STILL LOVE YOU POPO!
(no the one living with me is my father's mother.)

Some people might think I'm mean for blogging like this, but do try living with grandma first, I bet I will have the last laugh.
Even my aunt can't stand her, and she's only been with us for 10 days!
Go figure.

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2007-10-20T16:16:00.000+08:00

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SIGN IT!

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2007-10-19T13:48:00.000+08:00

The beautiful thing is that our souls hover at the places we've once been.

TAG REPLIES:
Damian: haha yes! i found it through christina's blog. remember to link me too :)
denver: vanekam to you too~
meiliana: haha you'll be surprised at my results.
yeahhhh thanks! Can approach me if you need to talk too :]
xiu2: i was the nunnnnn! HAHAHA maybe I should remain as one to make my anxious mother feel safe.
yj: thanksssss yj :)

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2007-10-17T18:03:00.001+08:00

I cried too much over academics this year.
DAMMIT I HATE CRYING, but I can control the water works, it just leaks and bursts :(
Nevertheless I made up my mind not to cry my results ever next year.
Perhaps the tears that I would cry is of joy due to the results for the Os.
YES SIREE TEARS OF JOY!

Okay I need to go on a job hunting, getaway back to hometown would have to wait.
Priorities: Job, Studies & Friends :)

THANKS KAI HWEE, KHAI WOON AND XIU XIU
<3 You all, I shall cheer up! I'm surprised mommah told me that she doesn't have high expectations, just one condition and that is not to fail =\ I don't know if that's good or bad.

update: My dad's pretty determined to always send me off to god-knows-which-part-of-China for I-don't-know-what but he always ended up ALL TALK NO ACTION (ATNA LA POPPAH!)
I just asked whether I can go and work and he was like no I have to discuss the trip with your mum.
HAHAHA AS IFFFF!

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2007-10-16T21:39:00.001+08:00

Hello world, I'm finally blogging from my new home.
To sum up the process of moving house in 2 words: disastrous bitch.
Thanks to my parents not warning me earlier than the cupboard was wobbly, I broke a mirror, so maybe 7 years of bad luck eh?
As if I need any more luck sucked out of me.

Okay actually I don't know what to blog anymore,
I get too whiny or complacent,
depressed and emo,
too happy and I looked like I'm showing off.
Besides limited brain capacity which is clearly proven on my crappy results, are pretty limited in providing some enjoyable or entertain-able materials for the general audience to read.
What's more whatever I blog here do not relate to most of the readers anyway.

HO-kay I do not know what exactly I'm blogging anymore.
Anyways Queen of Babble by Meg Cabot is GOODDDDD!

TAG REPLIES!

karen: thanks k-renz :)
jane: sheesh doggy you should be mugging and not logging into msn!
kerina: heyhaaaaaa!
kiwi: you should be sleeping earlier! (though I know it's hard)
simin: thanks sisiminmin :]
xiu2: yeahhhh but still, ok positive positive!

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2007-10-13T20:55:00.001+08:00

Hello world, I wilted.
& it's obviously got to do with my exam results, they're enough to make one vomit blood.
How lovely does that sound?

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2007-10-10T21:08:00.001+08:00

My parents have problem of me wanting a new table.
My poppah said: "Is there enough space in the house?"
My mommah said: "WHY YOU WANT A NEW TABLE FOR?"

=______________________=|||

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2007-10-10T15:02:00.001+08:00

TAG REPLIES:
peiyi: you're very very very much welcomed!
denver: I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT TO BONK THEM.
kiwi: LOL! feels like a coincidence AH MY SENSES HAVE GONE AWRY :(
mag: HAHAHA! Yes mag and you can be the good example of money thrust in your face :D KIDDING!
ZH:lollllll a bit slow!
zaneta: hehexxzxzxz thankxzxzx euuxzxz
jane: OVER LIAO DOGGY JANE *barks*
farah:k.

HELLOOOOO WORLD!
The war of the exams are finally over over over over over!
LET ME REPEAT: O-V-E-R.
I can't help but to express my joy at the end of this examinations, a sigh of relief and a stuffy feeling in the chest gone as the invigilator of the day collected my paper in her arms (YE GAWDS SHE GOTTA STOP MATCHING HER MAKE UP WITH THE COLOUR OF CLOTHES! PURPLE LIPS AND EYESHADOW WITH PURPLE ACCESSORIES ARE JUST WAY MUCH *pukes*)
Now I can picture a looming gray cloud hanging on the building of the school with lightning striking in every direction possible whilst I scurry in a hurried manner of a mouse and dreading the return of the results.
AH WHATEVS! I've cracked my brain during the exams to scrape that very bit of marks so I guess whatever's the result that I get, then so be it.

Anyhoo, I have to spend some time packing the dung in every crook and nook of the house and I'M SURPRISED that this tiny, very cluttered house contained so much dining ware =-="
Whilst I was trying hard to convince mommah dearest to chuck things out, she stood her ground on not throwing some things before my dad's inspection =_____+"
I'm sort of fed up trying to pack all that dung cause everytime I'm unsure whether the object should be thrown and I have to consult mommah dearest and she would be in a huffy mood and snap at me _|_
Ugh nevertheless I'll have to help or her hurr would be voluminous, naturally and nuh uh it ain't a purteh sight denvy!

I finally collected my phone :D:D:D:D and the camera's working perfectly fineeeee~!
Went to Plaza Sing with laoporxzxzxz Khai Woon~ We *heart* Daiso!
I had my very first meal at Pasta Mania, oh do go on point and laugh, I know I'm damn suaku =-=" and also Dhoby Xchange which I wasn't aware about AT ALL I swear =x
&&&&& NOT FORGETTING ANOTHER QQ RICEBALL <333333>

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2007-10-07T10:20:00.000+08:00

FOR THE LOVE OF $*!&#$(^#$&* IS THERE ANY BLOGSKIN THAT DOESN'T HAVE LOVE CONTEXT?! SHEESH NOT EVERY TEENAGER EXISTING IS LOVE/LUST/SICK YOU KNOW.
Ugh stupid lovelorn blogskin designers.

*****UPDATE: Wish me luck people, I'll be facing the savage rampage of mother tongue tomorrow!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'd better hit the books soon too, still have chemistry and physics to face.
YE PIGSSSS! Help me in physics :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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2007-10-06T19:52:00.000+08:00

TAG REPLIES:
Denver: NEH NEH NEH UPDATED ALREADY LA AND FOOK YOU NAWWWWWWWT TOO!
mag: tag more la! :(
jane: okeh doggy *barks*
waileong: HELLO LAMWAI!
kerina: helooooo! I couldnt tag ur tagboard :( got forbidden-403 =-="
Sophia: sure sure okay :D
vera: ooookay~!

HELLO WORLD.
Finally I got my arse to blog properly, my blog's been dying for the past few weeks HEHEHEHEHEHE.

HO-kay first up the exams.
*JENG JENG JENG JENG JENGGGGG*
It's an uphill struggle to get one's arse to study all week, concentrating, cramming, panicking as the seconds tick by like a pig eating its food.
I must admit that I have gotten myself into the guillotine for this final year exams despite my very best not to be caught by the enemies (read: the exam papers) and my head was on the roll pronto.
Still circumstances didn't help for the fact that the huge-ass papers like physics 2 and chem 2 JUST HAVE TO FRIGGING PUT TOGETHER ON THE SAME DAY ITSELF.
Whilst the other papers were okay, of course I have injured myself severely as each paper attacks my poor brain cells which aren't left with many due to the lack of sleep and proper food (OH MOMMAH AIN'T HERE TO FEED ME!) and I have to seek the comfort of coffee to keep me awake to last me through the night as I cram the shits into my head.
You gotta love Stalin and the communist Russia.
Nevertheless I'm glad that the major papers have past and it's left with the more minor papers.
I'm pretty sure everyone of us are battle-scarred with the dark eye bags which could pass us off as a super distant relative of the pandas and of course skin that resembled the Myanmar.
Okay enough about exams, lovelovenot.

Celebrated my partial liberation from exams with my wife, KHAIWOON~
Also to get my bloody phone fixed, hmph samsung you better get my camera fixed prrrrronto!
We dropped by my house which was (actually still is) in a state of a mess mess messsss which I couldn't be arsed to do anything about it till my mommah comes along the day before will then I start picking up my schoolnotes scattered all over the floor.
Used the computer (OH GOD I FELT SO DEPRIVED) and then we made our way to Plaza Singapura.
ATE LUNCH! Which was some lovely textured noodles in spicy and sour soup along with a cup of overly-sweet barley, SURPRISE SURPRISE DENVER I DIDN'T FINISH THE NOODLES OKAY.
I feel for the third world people :(
We practically walked around the whole place already, I **heart** Daiso's apricot sweets :D PLEASE DON'T BUY EARL GREY AND DARJEELING MIX CANDIES unless you love um funky tasting sweets.
I wonder why Plaza Sing has so much pig stuff all in one place, I swear you know I've not seen so much pig things in one place!

*uh, pigs.

After walking around for the whole afternoon, we somehow got hungry and KW got herself a green tea donut from Missy Donuts (they should put more green tea! All I taste is like sugar sweet thingy =\)

Me, eating a riceball consisting of seaweed, carrots, smoked chicken, salmon fish floss (explains why is it so orange-y), and pan-fried egg in PURPLE rice :D
DAMN NICE PLEASE! My fave ingredient is still the smoked cheeken :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
After eating we went home home home~.

Met DENVY! Walked around GWC, been a while since I went there!
Updated each other lives' in good ol' Mcdonalds, with the um weird worker STILL working there and walking around with her eyes bulging out and muttering to herself.
Zion road we went and then homeeeeee.
Okay since then I've been a pig and I just slept super early like 11+pm and only woke up at 11am.
I think I've accumulated too much fatigue (I know what bs is this!) and fell asleep on the sofa.
I remembered having a wonderful dream featuring Takeshi Kaneshiro, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WAS IN MY DREAM!
Uh I can't remember what I dreamt about anyways just him inside it LOL.

I so can't wait for the holidays to come and sweep me off my feet with its unpredictable-ness.
I'm crossing my fingers that when I ask permissions from my parents that I'll be able to go to the exchange trip programme to Phuket or BANGKOK!
Not forgetting the annual trip back to my hometown OMG ICE-SKATING HERE I COME!
&&&&& Of course shopping :p albeit I'll be burning some holes in my poppah's pockets.
There's of course a price to pay of being really bored there and pretty much nothing to do when i get back there and not allowed to be out and about whenever I want (UNSAFE BITCHES! It's third world wadya expect?)
I shall pick up Sudoku, or even puzzles! I'm sure my parents will allow as long as it doesn't have to do with computers or ps2 :D

I'm finally saying goodbye to River Valley Road in exactly 9 days time **SOBSXZXZXZXZX**
To where I'm moving of course I'm not revealing it here (DUHXZXZXZXZXZ)
Nevertheless one clue is that I'm downgrading lorxzxzxzxzxzx.
Fyi I'm not the typically rich Indonesians with LOADS of cash to spare and having a fat wallet to bring to cool every single day and togged in branded stuff from head to toe.
If I'm so frigging rich, why would I ever come here, should just flew to even more ATAS country like say England and go to a posh boarding school and develop a classy British accent instead of picking up Singlish.

Unless you want to compare me to the rest of the world, yes I daresay I'm rich just like the rest of you are too.
We all get to eat 3 meals every single day (albeit some of us don't like to eat =\), money thrust in our faces at our every demand, clothes to wear with the more privileged ones wearing branded stuff, and a roof over our head.
Who are we to say that we're poor when say 90% of the population of the rest of the world lack the necessity that they actually need.
So shut up on the 'Indonesians are rich what....' mindset, please do not associate me with the typically spoilt rich Indonesian kids thank you very much.

AHHHHH! I'M ADDICTED TO HAIRSPRAY SONGS

okay bye minahs and mats.

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2007-09-15T21:53:00.000+08:00

HELLO Y'ALL I'M FINALLY FRIGGIN' DONE WITH THE FRIGGIN' HISTORY PROJECT THAT ME AND KAI HWEE HAD BEEN DOING SINCE 2+++++PM.
Yes we finished it at like 9:50PM.
& Yes we went bonkers too at the duration that we have endured through just to finish the whole fooking presentation.
I kept singing Close To You while Kai Hwee wailed while sitting on a chair, ah yes I wailed too.

Nada revision done for today cause my whole effing day was dedicated to finish's FLW's projects (WOMAN! PLEASE NO PROJECTS WHEN EXAMS ARE SO NEAR!)

Well morning was just EL meeting and Chinese tuition (LE HORREUR Y'ALL! ESSAY IS LOVENOT)

Okay this is the last time I'm going to update this blog and focus on the end of year exams.
I NEED THE MOTIVATION AND THE RUSH, else I'll do badly like mid-year again. FOOK LUH!

TAG REPLIES! (I'm too lazy to tag on my board one by one for now)

kiwi: YAY! I'M BETTER! =] and yes ur scary =-="
chingchinglili: hohehuha I still like the name chingchinglili~~~~
sarah: I think if my voice were to sound sexy, I'm the next drag queen.
denver: cause poppahs always lose the campaigns. and vanekam i updated already! *shakes head* NEH NEH NEH NEVER BRING UR GIRLFRIENDS !
sy: i wish u were fat too.HMPHHHHH!
SHIYING<3: of course i remember! yes yes i will link :D
simin: YEP! i'm going to burn that cd of games for you after exams!
xiu2: YAY XIU HISTORY PROJECT FINISHED!!!!!!
mag: *hugggggggs*

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2007-09-04T15:13:00.000+08:00

I hate the side effects of the cough syrup, which always never fails to make me fall asleep at the wrong time of the day.
The sandman only managed to sprinkle his magic dust on me at bloody 5am and the noise pollution coming from the en bloc next door woke me up with annoyance.
Sarah's wish on my tagboard came true, my voice is husky =-=" super annoying please now that I can't even talk audibly without a feeling like I swallowed a humongous ball at the back of my throat.
Mommah as usual has been sweet!
She kept FORCING (I kept insisting that I didn't want to eat) to eat porridge and watermelon (YAY!) ANDDDD........................

EGG TARTS!
Delicious shit but super fattening please.
HAHAHA.
Can you tell that I'm bored?

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2007-09-03T09:43:00.001+08:00

Hey y'all I gotta make this a quicky cause I sneaked just to use the computer.
BEEN BORED SHIZZZZZZ at home and I'm not in a talking mood cause it's an annoyance to my throat and no my voice comes out normal not sexy thank goodness.
Still having a fever, sore throat and cough, SUXXXXX. My sleep was better, having to wake up only twice :D
Mommah got me lotus bun and she's going to buy me watermelon :))))))))))
MOMMAH FOR THE WIN!

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2007-09-02T20:11:00.000+08:00

I'm sickkkkk :(
THIS SUCKS BIG TIME PLEASE!
Luckily it's a holiday and I'm down with high fever (the highest I measured was 38 degree celcius) and sore throat.
NEVERTHELESS THIS SUCKSSSSSS.

Mommah was being very nice, kept feeding me ~~like a pig~~ with good food :D
She was also nice enough to bring me shopping, got two new tops :)))))
HAHAHA MOMMAH IS LOVE PLEASE!

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2007-08-26T21:50:00.000+08:00

How can you not feel sad after listening to the song?

My Chemical Romance - Cancer.

Turn away
If you could get me a drink
Of water cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me
In all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers, still,
I will not kiss you,
Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you.

Now turn away,
Cause I'm awful just to see
Cause all my hair's abandoned off my body,
Oh my agony,
Know that I will never marry,
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo,
But counting down the days to go.
It just ain't living
And I just hope you know,

That if you say,
Good-bye today,
I'd ask you to be true,
Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you...

Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you...

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2007-08-26T19:33:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA!
25/8 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHEN HONG!

Hello y'all I finally got my lazy arse to blog this entry.

Much catching up needed post-OBS, with homework already piled up high till I can't see the end anymore :(
Year end examinations are coming too, oh the feeling of impending doom creeping in sucks!
Anyways I had my Chinese oral on Friday, horrendous I must say, my pronunciation and articulation of the ancient language would have put my parent's in raging fits of disgusts that despite all these years of speaking the language, I could not master it well.
GRAH! Shan't elaborate anything more than that.

Some ancient, arrogant oldster took over Mr Lim's job after his departure for the greener pasture (SOBXZ PLEASE THE ONLY HUSBAND-LY ROLE MODEL HAS LEFT!).
NOT HELPING PLEASE MY MATHEMATICS IS ALREADY SO LOUSY!
Someone save me from the dungeon of dropping a-maths cause I would so regret to take it and ended up dropping it.
PHYSICS IS THE NEW ~~LOVE~~HATE.
So far the only subject that I'm satisfied with the results is English.
LAWD GAHVE MEH SUM BREIN JUIZES.

Some crazy loony guy beat up a St Theresa girl in Mcdonalds on Friday afternoon.
Freaky I must say! The guy appears to be sane and calm when we (Kai Hwee, Khai Woon and I) entered Mcdonalds, dressed in a lilac long-sleeved top, black pants,normal geeky specs which matched a very geeky face.
We were about to leave when we heard a scream and saw the dude hitting the girl with such an immense force that she fell onto the floor, glasses thrown aside.
Some ah bengs interfered and even when they stepped in, the dude still tried to hit the girl again (who was crying by then.)
Don't know why the guy hit the girl but it's probably because she accidentally spilled some food on his head or that she poked fun of him.
But whatever it is, he's not stable!
Even the police had to be called in, that's when we decide it was okay to leave.
There was of course quite a number of people crowding around the whole Mcdonalds watching the whole hoo-ha.

Ah yes I must mention that I have watched Disturbia with Denvy yonks back and we got severely......disturbed by it.
It is an admirable thing that the producer managed to spook the both of us (OKAY MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO GOT SPOOKED OUT THE MOST.)
Despite the storyline being cliche and all, but nevertheless the twists are quite good!
The effects especially, it lingered for quite a bit.
The killer in the movie is quite the insane betch, SHIA LEBOUF IS THE NEW LOVEEEE, cutie pah please.

Oke up next is the long overdue OBS bit.
Since many of my peers around me have like blogged it in detail, I shan't waste my time to do that, but rather I shall just summarise it :D

Overall OBS was how to put it delicately, rather over-rated?
All the hype over how fun OBS would be in me burst like a bubble when the whole thing ended.
Yes, I have learnt alot from this course, but the fun factor was not as high as the one in Pahang camp (which wasn't a real camp anyway!)
Nevertheless the 5 days in Pulau Ubin taught me quite alot in life.
From that course onwards, I grew to appreciate the luxuries I have in life (such as this computer that I'm utilising now.)
Come on if you're faced with all these things, how would you react?

Pitching up tents in the darkness, getting frustrated with missing pecs and rock hard grounds, making it ten times harder to hammer the bloody metal rod in, even LamWai got pissed (OBS WHAT!)

Sleeping on plastic sheet with your belonging as pillows, no blankets so you wake up feeling terribly cold in the morning.

No lights or electricity only trusty torchlights which I always pray fervently not to tutup kedai on me during usage.

No proper toilet facilities so we had to pee in the forest (THANKS A MILLIONS TRICIA FOR THE LOOKOUT LMAO! AND THE SAVIOUR TO A VERY BLOODY SITUATION.)

Cooking rice in a pot (HENG NO SLUSHY RICE!), instant noodles and canned food galore, no wonder we couldn't lose weight with all that MSG and of course once again we had to rely on solid fuel, lighter and bricks to cook the food.

I'm one of the lucky ones who did not get much insect bites :D
Credits to the insects repellant from the Army Market, $1.80 WELL SPENT!
Sand-fly free me please.

I couldn't believe that I kayaked 13.3km and trekked 12.5km on foot with a 50 litre bagpack in the tropical weather of Ubin.
Trekked to the highest point of Ubin and saw the magnificent/marvelous/gorgeous/beautiful view of the shimmery blue quarry water.
The whole lot of us also trekked to Mamam farm which had a salivating boar (SHUT UP HANNAH AND DENVER!) name Jack and hutches of wittle wittle rabbits in it which devoured any weed we plucked and offered them.

I bonded with the fellow gessians - Tricia, Waileong, Weiyang, Ying2 and Zaki :)
Superb fun with them!
I would so remember the moments when Waileong , Weiyang and I kayaked like crazy, shouting ridiculous nonsense about our school, teachers' names amidst the torrential waves across the vast sea and very sore arms/shoulders. We also kayaked in the creeping tendrils of the mangrove which was loveNOT due to the horrible weather (NO WIND!) and my fbt pants didn't manage to cover my whole leg which result in my both legs having 2 sunburnt patches which I peeled, yes Denver I littered.
& Of course who could forget the trekking?

We sang songs after songs, from oldies to mainstream dung, WEIYANG is the official oldies lover, TRICIA and ZAKI over JENNEHHHHHHH,and moi singing random songs which popped into my mind right there and then.
The sensation of our feet which were in wet shoes (it rained that day.) was so horrible, shoulders numbed after carrying the backpack for so nong, I swear I think I have shrunk from carrying that monstrous thing and that my body never creaked so loudly after some post-trekking stretching.

Quote from Tricia's blog:

"Our trademark reply will always be, Obs what... Take example, Why so heavy ar? Obs what... What the milo so sweet ar? Obs what... In some way, "Obs what..." is really a useful reply."

I tell you all, "OBS what...." is one and only phrase that could comfort us during the horrible moments of the camp.
We also have a cheer!

MP unite, show our might.
Show them how we people fight.
MP unite, show our might.
Show them how we people fight.
We are we are,
Marco POLO, Marco POLO!

WHEEEE MARCO POLO FOR THE WIN!

We finally bonded with Juying people on the last 2 days,
I'll definitely miss the presence of the 10 of y'all :)
HAIYA UNGLAM PICTURES :(

DENVER'S BIRTHDAY PICS!

Monty, Denver and I ate at Hong Kong Cafe which was not too bad, the la mian I ate was nice, along with Monty's fried ice-cream and the mango ice mountain that I shared with the birthday boy :)
Hung out at GW Mcdonalds as usual (our UN-official hang out spot.) and yakked away~
After that we went off to Monty's block to pass Denvy his present which was a boxful of lovely lovely things which we put much effort in thinking okay!

Umm, Rihanna-esque hurr become VickiB-esque instead, how sad, and trying to pull an emo look.

Denvy and I also explored around Chinatown in hopes to find hidden gems (which we did - SOME!) I was dismayed at how tourist-y Chinatown had become.
Yes I know it's all for the business and trying to get more orang putih (Read: Caucasians) to buy their goods or food, but still the majority is still locals and they're being RIP-OFFS!
Hmph, poor people like me can't afford it okay?
Nevertheless it was fun exploring the pits (no pun intended!) of Chinatown.

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2007-08-18T12:11:00.000+08:00

I'M BACK FROM OBS MY BODY HURTS/ACHES LIKE LOVE GONE WRONG.
Okay I'm too lazy to update about it for now.
Cookie pictures from rod :D

SUPER NICE PLEASE!

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2007-08-17T01:07:00.000+08:00

HAPPY ~~BOAR~~BIRTHDAY DENVER YANG MING **XIN!!!!!!
M18 all ready for you :D and I'm glad you liked the pressie~

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2007-08-12T21:48:00.000+08:00

Vanekam y'all! I'm here to update before I leave for the ~~torturous, unhygenic,physically and mentally demanding~~ fun-filled, adreline-rush-activities, weight losing Outward Bound Singapore Camp.

Well for the past 4 days had been busy, busy, busy!
For the first time in my 16 years of life, I actually enjoyed at National Day Concert held in school.
The guest-of-honour was late, which caused a delay that caused most of us sitting on the concrete floor to be restless and the heat emitting from the glorious Singapore sun and the oh-so-lovely-NOT humidity was so not helping.
The march was pretty impressive, though I think it went too quickly to spot any of my fellow classmates in their smart, severely-starched-badges-laden-uniforms and polished shiny boots marching along the arena with their face contorted into somewhat an impression of old men and women eating sour prunes, constipated-ly. (NO OFFENSE LAAAA!)

Prize giving ceremony was pretty nong, nong, nong. Clapped till my hands were sore =-="
Anyways, the sombre segments were always the boring bits.
The better segments kicked off with GESS Next Top Model (PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY IS IT THIS TITLE, SO INSULTING TO AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL)
Anyways, our brave mascot, Mr Leung Kon Hunn braved the runway in a creation of Aaron Sim,
which consisted of 2 shirts, a cap, NEWSPAPERS (alamak!), paper plates and uh... a model of a ship.
The other contestants were um no better except for a girl with a Singapore flag as a skirt.
NEVERTHELESS! Kon Hunn's bravery to wear the um, creation won him votes from teachers' :D
GESS Superband was not too shabby either, with my beloved junior Benjamin and his bandmates (OI MICHAEL!) playing to Red Hot Chilli Peppers' Californication, Zijie (Yeah our school's very own Campus Superstar, like um okay.) singing to some Chinese songs which I do not know which cause the background music was too loud to hear his singing, was only able to listen to the high bits, Monty's classmates also participated (dubbed as F4),and uhhhh some acts which I could not muster my brain cells to remember them =\

Choir was kinda cute, though their singing is soft, probably because of the lousy mics.
Nevertheless, our school's National Day ended with Mr Ben Tan croaking into the mic due to a very raw throat.
(I can't remember what I did on National Day itself, except a dinner at Spize in yonks with Denvy)

After that, it was the very first time I dabbled in baking with Sheean and Vivian.
Boy it sure was fun :D Mixing the butter with sugar till all white and fluffy, ~~tasting chocholate chips while no one wss looking~~ adding the chocolate chips into the batter, shaping the batter into cookies and shoving the trays into the ovens. At the end of the day, the results were purteh-ly shaped cookies, which tasted darn good, but of course we noobies are no match to Mrs Fields or Famous Amos.
We trudged along Tiong Bahru, racking our brain cells for others gifts cause time was running out and there was a budget to think of.
In the end we (no actually only Sheean and Vivian.) folded heart flowers x)

I didn't manage to turn up for ROD anyways, due to me being stuck in the super crowded immigration from 8+AM to 6PM (YES PM! SUPER TMDNB PLEASE 9+ hours of waiting!)
The immigration was crowded with hordes, and hordes of families.
I didn't attempt to hide my irritation (I was alone, hungry and at times urgently needing the toilet and had to hold my pee due to fear of missing out my numbers but I managed to cepat cepat go to the loo to answer nature's call)

*cepat cepat = quickly.

EVERYTHING HAD TO QUEUE UP, which explains why it took up so much time.
Submitting form, queue up.
Payment, queue up.
Take fingerprints, queue up.
Taking back of passports, queue up.
Plus it doesn't help that it's a school holiday, hence the number of visitors to the immigration centre had immensely increased.
Boy I was pissed with my brother (elder, always the elder.) for making me go and make the bloody card hence resulting of me being MIA for ROD (super tmd!)
I guess he felt bad cause he gave me 10 bucks which I used to go and have a lovely dinner with Monty DEAREST and Denvy DEAREST at Botak Jones.
The Cajun chicken was succulent, with the spicy, tangy sauce and oozing cheese on top.
Super extra white coleslaw at the side and a huge amount of fries with a distinct flavour to it(they poured some kind of seasoning on it.)
Nevertheless the dinner was super super yummy!

Sheean's dad is so nice to drive Elise, Sheean and I to Beach Road to buy our stuff for OBS.
Sweat like as though a tap was on my head, Elise also unfortunately got us lost and we had to ask the heartlanders around there for directions.
Finally found our way to Lavender MRT and we searched for cheap sandals.
Alas! They're over-priced (Teva ones are absolutely mahal!) and I'm sure the designs will make Anna Wintour gag in repulsion.
Lunched at Tiong (Pots & Pans yum yum~) and went to meet Denvy to hack my hair.
Oh by the way, Chinatown is so the new place to go and find good shits y'all!
About my haircut, hmm well it's been ages since I cut THIS short and it's shorter than I expected.
Nevertheless, barnet is hurr and it'll grow in no time :)
Zalee, my hairdresser was also a very handsome and talkative betch!
I feel butched =\

Okay it's really late now, I'm gonna blow dry my hurr (not much left to blow LOL) and crawl in to bed.
Moi, out till 17th.

PS: MS TAY YIAN LING ROCKS PLEASEEEEEEE!
Saviour to Physics online quiz :)

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2007-08-03T17:05:00.000+08:00

China Wine - "The Geisha" a.k.a Sun Ho.
Behold, Sun Ho trying to make it big in the land of Opportunities which is the US of an A.
Where shall I start about this whole "trying to make it big in US y'all!" thing?
To start off, the whole song is terrible. IT'S NOT EVEN A CHART-TOPPING STANDARD PLEASE.
All you hear is 'CHINA WINE CHINA WINE CHINA WINE!' and most of the rapping are done by pretteh bigwig music artists like Wyclef jean (Hips DO Don't Lie), Tony Matterhorn and Elephant Man. PLEASE! Dutty Wine and China Wine do NOT come together.
Why the sudden alter ego - "The Geisha"? It's passe and dumb, she's a former church counsellor who calls herself a GEISHA?! Like um hello woman you should practise what you preach.
Or she's probably so desperate in breaking into the American music market that she just throw away what she is to get there. Shameless I must say.

Woman, you're 37, married and with kids and attempted to do a risque dance routine in black bloomers/shorts/diapers/undies and a slashed kimono top revealing the midriff?
I mean hello the Britney Spears era of revealing alot of midriff and jiggling around with backup dancers is so OVER, please.
Jiggling and tossing the hair would be the right phrase to use instead of DANCING.
I mean come on watch the vid and you call that DANCING?!
It's more of tossing hair round and round to distract the fact that she can't bloody dance.
I bet she's got Paris Hilton's DREAMCATCHERS hair extensions to thank for.

The lyrics is terrible
"ME WANT SEE PURE LIGHTER"
HORRIBLE, 'nough said.
& is she revealing a lesbian side by having women around her touching her midriff sensually?
&&&&&
THE LAST PART OF THE VIDEO IS SO BULLSHITTY!
What's with the chinese scene all of a sudden?
Suddenly she just burst into the scene and hitting an African-American man and blabbering "NI GAO SHE ME GUI?!"
I burst out in uncontrollable fits of laughter when I was watching the scene, it's so ridiculous!
She kept on hurling chinese sentences while the dude just mumbled in incoherent African-American accented English.

Overall the song is bad, the video is worse and it doesn't make any sense.
It's stupid and all it shows all BOOZE,SEXXXXXXUALITY,BAD MUSIC,SKIMPY CLOTHINGS,TOSSING OF EXTENSIONS GALORE.
Gosh, all these nonsense just to shed 'a former modest image'?
Get real.

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2007-07-28T22:49:00.000+08:00

WHEW! Just got back not too long ago from watching a play entitled Greater Than Love.
Here's a brief synopsis:

A 21st Century shaman’s greatest claim to fame is his ability to heal all sickness – love and hate – with a suitable Motown song. But what happens when he meets a Karnatic singer and a new age Pop Diva? Will there be competition or a love match-made in heaven? A magically unconventional performance melding traditional Indian music and singing (Karnatic) with text, movement and popular songs in a collaboration between artists and youths exploring a bond greater than love. This piece promises to be eclectically beautiful and inspiring. Using both found text from the traditional to the modern, this will certainly be a theatrical experience that highlights a complete performance experience where music, dance and drama find an artistically exciting co-existence. Audiences are invited to interact with the actors – especially if you like to break out in song to celebrate your love.

Overall it's a very engaging and touching play, albeit there's too much things to interpret from.
Or maybe it's just me not having much of analytical skill =\
Anyways one of the actress was a Singapore Idol contestant, Rossalina Nasir.
This is the first ever play that the actors REALLY interact with the audience, by asking them questions and to answer them back, pretty cool I must say.
The saddest bit would be the Tapak 7, about this girl retelling her experience with her mother and motherly love, etc.
But it's a little eccentric in a sense she was pouring talcum powder all over the floor, whatever that means I don't get it, oh well.
ANYWAYS PICTURES :D

This is a picture with my camera fooking up :]

Sitar & Tabla players.
This is the girl who poured talcum powder around in Tapak7.

THE ENDDDDDD Of the play.

It's held at the Arts House, came here for the Christmas Carol too.

Yuen Ma and MEEEE!

A failed attempt of Weiting and I trying to do a jumpshot.
Though I DID do a successful one, but too gross to put it up here :D
The picture I uploaded is equally gross so here's the grossest picture with my eyes LINED out (literally)

Group shot! Courtesy of Ms Camellia.

The poor bull.It has to carry a heavy load behind it, 2 bronzed men,rice sacks, and me =-="

Suicidal attempts to jump into the Singapore River with the nekkid bronzed little boy.
He totally looked freaked out by us :[
HE-ZHE UGH UGH PUSHHHHHH!
We got the death sentence.

A painting of Singapore Monopoly! I was pointing at Raffles Place MRT which was where we were.
SECURITY! THIS JU-ON WANNABE IS A HIGHLY SUSPECTED TERRORIST.
See my camera fooking up again.
A preparation for the obituary, HAHA kidding at least we managed to keep a straight face.

Last ending shot the teepeekal smelly-feet-unite shot :D

END!

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2007-07-28T13:12:00.000+08:00

I'm so loving the weather nowadays, all rainy and cool which resulting in my skin being much better than before YAYNESS! For now.

Anyhoo had quite a hectic week with tests galore and me being slayed by them time and time again, le fook. I did put in effort to wake up at 4.30am (by sleeping early!) to study but obviously much of the facts that I've studied didn't go inside my brain which I guess lacked in oxygen resulting in severe difficulty in remembering things.

From left to right: Melissa, Angela, Farah,Elise, Lydia and Valerie.

We had a Racial Harmony thingo which was held in school, no celebrations though.
But some of us dressed up as ~~MAKCIKS,ibu-ibu~~ Indo women in kebayas that Melissa graciously had lent us.
However Melissa, Farah and Elise had to change due to their being too revealing ("Like brassiere." quoted from Mdm Za.)
BORING NO CONCERT SIAL!
I wore the exact outfit as Angela (different bottom) and my 3 inch wedges.

A typical day in 3HLack of childhood games resulting in them playing Scissors-Paper-Stone, there there my child.

I read Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones's Diary which is brilliant!
I also watched the movie, Renee Zellweger is perfect for the role, but I still find her voice so very weird and her Brit accent needs more polish to it.
Colin Firth is lovely as the eccentric loaded lawyer Mark Darcy, I think he'll be more sexy if he has more hair HAHAHAHA OKAY SO MEAN!
Hugh Grant is just.so.gross in the movie I HATE HIM UGH UGH UGH!
& obviously this movie is the HEROINE GET INTO SHIT->DRAMA1->DRAMA2->FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HAMSUM MAN->MORE DRAMA AND TEARS->DRAMA SOLVED-> HAPPY ENDING.
Works brilliantly everytime though, just take a look at the Shopaholic series and Plum Sykes books, selling well and earning loads.
Bridget comforted me in many ways, let me show u 2:

Nice carpet-made vest Bridget.

GRANDMA UNDIES Y'ALL!

Harry Potter fiasco is still firing up with alot of ppl in school bringing the black hardcover book simply titled as "Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows" in gold lettering at the spine.
EEEEEEKSION ONLY LA ALSO HAVEN'T READ FINISH!
I know the ending through Wikipedia summary, not too bad already the summary since it's like a 600++++ page book.
HARRY POTTER 5 IS SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT AND LAMEASS WHIZZBANGFIZZLE DUEL BETWEEN VOLDERMORT AND DUMBLEDORE.
No chants or anything, just looked like as though 2 giant sparklers are shooting out of their wands.
UGH HATE THE DIRECTOR! DAVID YATES SHOULD NOT HAVE DIRECTED THIS MOVIE UGH!
Emma Watson is so pretty, all thanks to good genes of French ancestry.
Daniel Radcliffe is getting UN-hot year by year.
AH WELL! I hope Harry Potter & the Half-blood Prince would be directed by Chris Columbus, he's much better!

X-country was okay. This year's at Cheena Garden which feels much shorter than MacRitchie Reservoir. Our girls' prize giving ceremony had to be potong (translation: cut off) due to lightning signals. CHAMPS ALL THE VAY!
Watched this with Denvy after dinner and gym, THIS MOVIE IS JUST PLAIN DRAMA, HILARITY AND JUST SO FOOKING FUNNY! Okay no spoilers la.

My fave scene when Homer dared Bart to skate nekkid. LAUGHED TILL GOT TEARS IN MY EYES.

You gotta love Marge and her high, blue beehive 'do which by the way can hide ANYTHING, literally. Including a videotape of her and Homer's wedding :]

Homer and an Inuit woman with really big boobs.

CUTE SPIDER BABIIIIIIIIIII!

Lanvin Eclat d'Arpege Summer. One of the perfumes which I can stand smelling.

KK THAT'S ALL!

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2007-07-13T18:57:00.000+08:00

I discovered two kinda of my fellow countrymen.

1. Studious as hell, listens and obeys parents, accepts whatever situations and don't complain.
Hardly goes out, loves staying at home and jumps at ANY chance to go back to hometown.
Has the 'loveliest' hair style ever, has a dress sense like that of a child.

2. Filthy rich, spends money like water, hardly studies, party all night long, they are either extremely thin or fat, has the flashiest sense of style, brand whores, doesn't study much just sleep in class (cause 1. they either would be going overseas to continue their studies =-= or 2. their parents' wealth is so vast that they think it would last them but then again they're pretty stupid to think that way =\)

AHHHHH! You gotta love my countrymen alright (no offence to any friends of mine HOR HOR HOR!)

Friday the 13th and nothing bad happened to me so YAY!
WHY WHY WHY am I always slayed by the Maths monster?
Yesterday was elementary monster, today's the additional monster.
Ah oh well, at least I knew I was trying my best and I DID studied for them :]

Today Kai Hwee and I went shopping!
She finally got a pair of shorts (after much persuasion from me) and a lovely green stripy top.
The both of us also got a pair of heart earrings &&& I got this pair of funkeh earrings at dirt cheap price.
HAPPY! I <3 <3 <3 earrings KKKKK, the cuter the better (eg DICES on them LOVEEEEE!)

Harry Potty tomorrow with Xiu2 and Sheean-darl~

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2007-07-12T19:04:00.000+08:00

I think it's time to update my blog more meaningfully.
Let's just do a typical-how-my-day-is-like entry till I got some kind of EUREKA (which I doubt would happen any time soon.)

Emaths monster came out today, slaying us like the creature in Silent Hill., ripping the clothes and the skin of Anna and consuming it. (Please don't eat as you read that sentence, especially if you have an exceptionally imaginative mind.)
If Father Time would have given me more time to execute some scribbly workings, I'm sure I could have scraped that few bits of marks. But oh well, I guess he's out trimming his beard.

My desk was significantly vandalized today by some very much mischievous classmates of mine, whom I swapped seats with just for that few periods, with a permanent marker which belonged to Angela.
Trust me, MISCHIEVIOUS is too light a word to use.
However it is a proven fact that boys MOSTLY and TEND to mature much later, and trust me I've seen this many times (not saying that I'm a mature person, but you get the gist I HOPE!)
Apparently it's been spread among the classmates (& TEACHERS WTF?!) that a fellow classmates likes me more than a mutual friend.
Hence that sparked the doodling all over my desk in various sizes & handwritings.
Took some squirt of water, a packet of tissue (kindly supplied by Simin) and my white board marker to get rid it and a good scrubbing from me.
& Of course those who doodled didn't get off so lightly :)
I'm sure the shoulder massage that I have given them would serve as a reminder not to do that anytime soon (I hope.)

I'm dreading every Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Why?
The very answer is the 2 Chinese scholars whom had volunteered to come to my school to train us in both drama and Chinese dance.
The Chinese dance sessions weren't so bad, cause we do learn something new after all.
But what's it got to do with drama?
I'm completely perplexed on the ICs decision as to accept them to take us.
No doubt, they have the experience and the skills in their own respective Performing Arts aspect.
However it makes things very difficult especially if they're barely comprehensible when they are talking in English.
I was flabbergasted when the drama scholar came and introduced himself.
I was gobsmacked when he said that he only came to Singapore 6 months ago to study in a local university next year.
I skipped today's session, having the experience of the past 2 sessions which proved to be very much not productive (HELLO POLAR BEAR GAME IN 1 HOUR?!)
must.talk.to.the.ICs
I can't bear such unproductive sessions, I rather use that 1 hour to train for the SYF item and go home earlier.
"Learn something new."
Woman, we're drama club not some kind of try-something-new club.
We're actors, and trained to be one.
As much as this sounds ridiculous but it's as though asking lawyers-in-training to go take up cooking lessons just to "TRY SOMETHING NEW".
Gosh, right now I would rather have Renee and Mien back.

Everything about it are crumbling,
we couldn't recruit good people,
the organisation is in a mess,
many miscommunications occurring,
we don't have a proper trainer.
Lovely innit?

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2007-07-09T20:05:00.000+08:00

I just couldn't bring myself to cry, anywhere, anyone, anytime.

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2007-07-08T21:19:00.000+08:00

NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS
NO MORE SNACKS

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2007-07-07T20:26:00.000+08:00

Live Earth Day is today y'all so be good and wear green, eat your green and just be green :D
Today's a good day to get married too, can blame the forgetful husband for forgetting such easy numbers for an anniversary.
Today is also a very cooling day for a change ^^
My computer's running out of space and I don't know what to delete =\
I have such a bloody urge to go shopping but due to the lack of valued notes, I couldn't :(

alright,bye.

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2007-07-06T23:38:00.000+08:00

Music blasting from handphones are such loveloveNOT!

on the way to Jurong East Library - Last Night - by P.Diddy blasting from some twit's phone.

on the way to Queensway on 65 - SOME BACKSTREET BOYS LIKE MUSIC AND EMO PUNK ROCK PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME, gotta love the terrifying effect that it gives you.

on the way back from Vivo on 65 - SOME TECHNO MUSIC BOPPING UP AND DOWN, Denvy and I of course burst out into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

on 32 on the way home - Umbrella - Rihanna, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY?! Like seriously ENOUGH OF UMBRELLA ALREADY!

FOR THE LOVE OF BANANAS CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST GET BLOODY CHEAPASS EARPHONES AND SAVE THE EMBARRASSMENT FROM BEING STARED AT FOR PLAYING BADASS MUSIC AND THINKING BLASTING MUSIC FROM A HANDPHONE IS COOL.
Ugh, this is making me go bananas, all happened in one day too.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING SIOL?!

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2007-06-26T14:59:00.000+08:00

I had one of the most horrible sleep like ever, despite being fatigued, my body refused to go sleep mode due to the fact that I had a nap earlier one before meeting Denvy to go to the gym.

Tossed and turned I did and the stuffy room didn't help (despite the air-con being turned on)
It began to rain and I could hear the wind howl and moan in the blackness of the night.
I got up and went to see how big the rain was and to my surprise it was HELLUVA WINDEH Y'ALL!
The trees looked like it's being tossed like salad, a good example would be how violently my brother slept on his bed which Denver witnessed :D
Anyways I finally slept around 1am+ after reading a little of Spring Snow which made me sleepy due to their very much 'literature-fied' context which I am 70% of the time unable to comprehend, believe me the Japanese author is a deeply profound person.

Anyways, much apologies for the lack of updates in this blog which I'm quite sure not many would bother to read now due to its boring content and the author herself.
The sole reason of the lack of updates would be sheer procrastination and lack of determination to rack my brains to come up with brilliant accounts of my mundane life to satisfy the reader's hunger for some bit of entertainment.

First up!

HAPPY SO-VERY BELATED BIRTHDAY TRICIA (only NOW I'm updating my blog :x)
15th can wait to grow older to 16 ~~&legaltohavesex~~ HAHAHAHA I'M KIDDING!

Next, post-holiday blues and it's already the second day of school.
I ended my school holiday with my 'Lao Gong' Kai Hwee, racing against time trying to complete as much homework as possible, believe me the homework has already slaughtered most of my braincells :)
First day of school was extremely boring with the absence of our form teacher and everyone having the Monday blues.
Although I do have to admit I was pretty much dreading to go to school but heck it helped me passed my time off very,very fast.
Nothing much changed though, probably some girls' hairstyles =\ HAHA!
&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;&&
there was supposedly a new student coming to my class, but ATNA (all talk no action) the student isn't going to come afterall.

The highlights of the last week of holiday would be 3h07 chalet, vivian's teenage icon and alldressedup outing with Denvy :]

3h07 chalet.
3H peeps, pre-cycling.

It's overall fun but pretty much messily planned, much apologies, we should have planned it earlier and not drag.
Cycling with Mr Tan sure is fun and Stanley busted a tyre when he collided with Wai Leong & Seng Leong's double bike but it got 'fixed' with Wai Leong strength.
I don't know how to ride a bicycle so I had to share with Kai Hwee a double bike :x and on the ride back, I got switched to Mr Tan and I didn't had to pedal at all :D

Kai Hwee and the others at the background trying to fix the busted bicycle and being fed to the mosquitos which I must say are pretty stupid to fly in our plain view and we busted many of them by whacking them,hard.

Taking a break.
Kai Hwee's twist and me holding passionfruit ice blended with jelly, YUMYUM!me & Kai Hwee again on the double bike :)
Fellow 3h07 peeps under a coconut tree.

update: I just got back home from tuition not long ago, hence I'm continuing this entry.

Alright for the rest of the chalet it was like games (PS2 for the guys and cards for both guys and girls) and movies galore! We watched like Borat the Movie,Final Destination 3,Hostel,She's the Man,Silent Hill, er uh I think that's about it.
We had a very messy bbq with almost alot of things running out like paper plates and drinks LOLOL! &&& the guys are not qualified to cook the cheeken next time due to bloody chickens (LITERALLY OKAY!) There was plenty of satay,crab meat,sausages,fried rice,etc.
Oh yes who can ever forget the marshmallow war which Ardy taught me?
&amp;amp;amp;amp;&&!
STUPID TAVENCE AND STANLEY TRIED TO FEED ME A BURNT CRABSTICK MEAT WHICH I LUCKILY DIDN'T TOUCH EXCEPT THE FACT THAT TAVENCE POKED MY LIPS ON IT EW EW EW!
Anyways!
We went escape too and I finally had a go at the go kart :D:D:D:D Loves it so fun! But what a pity the Rainbow (which is the reason why I came) was TUTUP KEDAI for maintainance BOOHOO!
&&&!
Tried the Inverter, twice. I yelled my head of the first time the machine flipped the whole lot of us, really felt like as though I'm gonna fall.
Some of us also went to Red House, but of course only the guys went in and the girls (me,Kai Hwee & Tricia, okay Kon Hunn's not a girl) waited for them outside.
Fortunately nothing happened and I hope that they didn't offend anything in there.
Oh yes, we also went to the playground at about 3am in the morning, talk about a walk in the park :]
SO SO SO fun! I love the swing but I had to stop before I literally puked.
KAI HWEE! (& my new e250 <3) onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9J8V1yCOkuA/RoEc5dXxBdI/AAAAAAAAAPA/Jky5hlm8-BE/s1600-h/Photo-0014.jpg">me on the swing :D
ehhh I looked like I'm floating but it's this rubbery thing that's tied up, pretteh fun, oh that's timothy behind me.
SWING SWING SWING! contributed by numerous number of boys who were present.
3h07 :)

Vivian's Teenage Icon Heats~

Went with Syaq,Aloysius & Kai Hwee to IMM~! To support our beloved Vivian.
There were twits aplenty and Follow Me is such a bitch by asking us to buy their products THEN we can vote for the contestants. Some are just really eugh but gotta give them credits for being brave enough to perform on stage. Luckily it wasn't crowded.

A little boy being flipped by his mama, SO CUTE! I couldn't resist to snap a picture of him.
KH!
Me and a lip shaped gummy sweet.Oh and that's Syaq behind me holding the bag of gummy sweets.
We (Syaq,Aloysius,KH,Qihao & me) were all excited for the results for Vivian &amp;amp;&&&&...

VIVIAN MADE IT TO THE NEXT HEATS WOOHOOOOOOO~!!!!
With my toes all in pain by wearing my pointy flats, all of us went home with full tummies (Vivian's parents' treat) and severely drained for the day and HAPPY!

LASTLY!
Outing with Denvy when we decided to dressed up nicely and go out!
I'll let the pictures do the talking.

My mango+whatsit tea &&& delicious blueberry bagel with cream cheese YUMMMEH!

Denver's ella-ella-eh.
WOOOOO!

Ahhhh! the blissful feeling.
SWEET INDO BETCH.
WEEEEE~
We are really just a pair of bored people aren't we Denvy?

SO THERE A SUPER LONG UPDATE HOOHOHOHOHOHOH! :D
Changed my blogskin too, like it?

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2007-06-13T13:11:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEILE!

Hah I got this from Alec's blog (which is SOOOO dead!) It's such a cute and long list and no I'm the one who bolded the Bangla bit, Alec was the one!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker
DigDutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaramPig
Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliuScot
Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikhYoruba - Mo ni fe

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2007-06-12T16:50:00.000+08:00

MONTY FINALLY CAME ONLINE AND SENT ME MY PICTURES :D

Denvy,Monty,Me!Denvy & Me! Look at the major difference in height :((((
A twist whilst my scalp was being yanked. LOL.

a huge pot and me.

Monty!!!!! & me.

(I was trying hard not to laugh)
Gift from denvy! A renoma undie box =-= which contained....

VS panty! Love it <3>

Converse pencil and a purple pen.

Not forgetting RONALD which has the same birthday as me :)
Thanks Denvy!

Yeah denvy looked like he's gonna bonk my head :(

teeheehee.

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2007-06-12T01:37:00.000+08:00

I miss my long hair :( and I got jawline! *comforts self*

Aduh I feel.........weird HAHAHAH! It wasn't even a real kiss with the mask blocking.

Hello pig.

Ye gods! I FINALLY mastered the bridge :D Yes my face was darn red and for viewer's discretion I put the black circle :) I miss my long hair.

I don't know what we were doing, but you gotta love the white board, model drawings by Barah and random scribblings by Denvy.

Farah doing her thang, yeah that's my hand on the right, I look too stupid to be post up here.

I post this picture up with me,tricia and a very candid Jianing :D

AHHHHH! the memories :)

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2007-06-12T01:07:00.000+08:00

You gotta love the Japanese for coming up with such quirky advertisements :D

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2007-06-11T23:08:00.000+08:00

Sometimes on days whereby I'm alone or feeling down (yes I have my unpleasant days too despite my cheerful demeanor) I think of things I want to do, be or achieve in the future.
It's sort of personal to me so don't laugh KAY KAY KAY?
(I know you guys might think:"If it's so personal then why blog here? Might as well blog it into Microsoft Word.")
Tsk this is so the time to say in Regina George style :"Like, whatever! *flips hair*"

Well, when I graduate out of my current ~~beloved~~school (oh I so love the strike out function~) I would want to enter SAJC if my score permits or maybe polytechnic in an area where I'm really interested in.
When it has reached to such a point, jobs are what I think next.
What would I want to do and be in the future?
I can't be a teacher, seeing what teachers go through of having white hair and extra wrinkles and a higher possibility of having a cardiac arrest, puts me off big time.
I can't be a nurse, I can't imagine myself covering dead bodies with cloth or caring for elderlies or injecting people or walking along dark corridors if having late night shifts.
I can't be a businesswoman, I'm the least organised person around =-=
I can't be a singer, I can barely hold a note but yeah I'm a qualified bathroom singer alright :D
I can't be a dancer, I have the grace of an elephant.
I can't be a stewardess, I'm too short.
I can't be a painter, I can't draw for nuts.
I can't be a cook, I probably burn down the kitchen.
I can't be a scientist, I lack the knack of getting things right.

Yeah the list is long alright, but of course there are jobs that I dream to do like be a radio deejay,working for prestigious hotels like Hilton or Marriott, zoologist, tourist guide,translator,stylist,well basically jobs that I can get to interact with people I guess? Of course travelling to other countries would be good too :D
By then I think I would be in a relationship (HOPEFULLY! cupid please be nice when I'm of age okay?) I, like other girls (I think?) want to get married at the age of say, 27?
[ Yes Denvy I remember our pact of going Amerikkkkka.]
Settle down and be a MOTHER, I can so hear denver saying : "Can't vait to SKREEEEEW around".
Yeah okay you can laugh now.

Condolences to Mohsen's cat which died :(
My homework are not done lovelove :(

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2007-06-11T22:39:00.000+08:00

I'm in a blogging mood right now, but heck I'm totally clueless on what to blog about and blogging about my life like everyone else is boring.
No one died, no accident happened, everything's...well normal? Mundane, stuffy,horribly monotonous. Life felt kinda slow nowadays, perhaps it's the holidays.
BUT though despite the slowness, there's still a feeling of not having enough time to do things you want to do.
Like I long for days when I lock myself up in a room and have a movie marathon,
or get myself into a comfortable spot in the living room and have a reading marathon,
or go to the library and have a pick-a-book marathon,
or go to the park at night and have a star-gazing marathon (but the stars that shine in Singapore is seriously, seriously pathetic.),
or go to playground and have a swing marathon,
yeah simple things like that when will I ever get my ass to do them =-=

Okay I've asked the ~~ELDERLY~~ Mohsen on topics to write about so he suggested on creating a list of things to do in the holiday.
Here goes!

1. Get a job.
Earning extra cash for yourself, who doesn't want cold hard cash? Of course you get to learn new things and meet new people. You'll definitely feel like time has passed real quickly.
I would do so if I weren't an Indonesian and not allowed to work, yet I guess?

2. Take up a new hobby.
Have you ever wanted to try something new? Like baking perhaps? Or maybe cross stitching?
Who knows perhaps it might be the perfect job for you.
But then again hobbies aren't cheap to maintain either, but most of y'all have dosh to spare so it's A-okay :D

3. Go out!
After being cooped up like a bird in a cage for that horrendous period of time during the exam period, I'm sure y'all are ready to spread your wings the moment the exams are over.
If y'all haven't got anyone to go out with, don't feel sad!
It's probably that you didn't initiate to your friends that you want to go out with them or that your busy.
Going out with your dearest are the bestest way to get that load of your chest and have fun fun fun!

4. Learn something new.
If you ever wanted to learn cycling, then do!
It's the holidays, a purrrrfeckt opportunity to spend some time to learn new things.
(YES DENVER I SHOULD LEARN CYCLING AND STOP WOBBLING.)

5. REVISE.
Okay this is the worst in the list perhaps to those who don't have the mood to study (like myself nonetheless!) Unless you're those HIONG/KIASU/KIASEE and super motivated to revise, I take down my hat off to you.

6. Go gym.
Lose weight, sweat, gain muscles, who doesn't want that?

7. Do reflections on yourself.
Your probably someone with so much free time in hand that you probably would thought of things that you have done to yourself and other people.
That's a nice way of putting it of course.
Of course please don't be an emotional wreck as you recollect *rolls eyes*

8.Watch drama/anime!
That's something that I've done and it's a nice feeling to finish watching them~
Google materials you want to watch or finding genres that are deemed suitable for you.
No porn or hentai of course,YES DENVER DON'T START!

9. GO SHOPPING.
Great Singapore Sale is now on.Wait why am I advertising for GSS =-=
Try digging for good bargains and please don't SHOVE okay not like those aunties who needed to be bonked and scolded.
Don't vorry of getting fat, you probably be trotting around for bargains and shoving like rugby players so that's exercise innit ? :)

10.Fixing relationships.
I don't mean only gf/bf thing, even friends too I guess?
SEEK REVENGE IF THAT PERSON'S A BITCH/JERK.
Make peace over misunderstandings O:) (if that friend's worth it.)

10 for now la hor hor hor, just pick one and get your ass to work on it!

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2007-06-10T22:26:00.000+08:00

Gah! I've been pretty much neglecting my blog for exactly 9 days, so time for me to update it :D

3rd June

Aaron's birthday at his house!
Had a mini steamboat with Stan,Aaron,Song Yong,Tricia, and of course myself.
Eat till stuffed (I CAN HEAR YOU SAYING BABI DENVY!) and then we trashed Aaron's computers! Hohoho.
All of us also watched BORATTTT THE MOVIE (well all of us except Stan who was busy playing Maple =-=)
&&&
Then we cut cake which was lovely but wayyyyy too much chocolate cream but nevertheless nice!
Aaron's dad was once again nice enough to send us home ONE BY ONE.

5th June

HAPPY ~~belated~~BIRTHDAY SIMIN!
She's in Perth have a good time while some of us were stuck in school having PHYSICS LESSON, the horror :(
Oh oh oh! I received my b'day pressie from KaiHwee,Simin,Sheean,Vivian & Elise which were a lovely lovely hot pink handbag and a gold cluth!!
LOVELOVE TO YOU GIRLS <3 hour ="___=" it ="-=" zara ="-=">:(

The next day went out to Queensvay, with Denvy wanting to collect his A&F berms.
From there we went to Vivo again, so we waited for bus number 61.
We weren't sure whether it would travel to Vivo so I got up the bus and asked the bus driver.

Me: "Uncle, does this bus go to Vivo?"
Bus Driver: *turns to me in a slow mo* "UHHHHH."
Me: *looks unsure and cautiously ask again* "Uncle does this bus go to VIVO CITY?"
Bus Driver: *slurs*"YUH YUH" *nods slowly*
Me: *Looks at Denvy whom at that point of time wanted to laugh*

Yeah so much for G.E.M.S, it should step up and not only for retail!
When we reached Vivo went to Candy Empire (which is earning shitloads with the number of people squeezing and choosing candies GALOREEEE!)
I bought butterscoth candies and some waffle thingy which was oh-so delicious and it would be better if it's crispy!
Denvy got himself some toffee,a bar of chocolate and the waffle thingy too.
Went back to Topman again and Denvy got himself 2 tops and we tried on shades (THAT FITS OKAY! :D)
I tried on shoes too, a lovely teal one with buckles and PIGskin lining and a pair of yellow sneakers which was quite kecik.
Then we rushed to Newton cause Denvy wanted to collect his watch and then went home.

UGH! I can't stand at the fact that the holidays are going so so so so so so so bloody fast!
I wish there's still 2 more weeks,
no make that FOREVER!
Oh here are some songs which can't stop playing on my iTunes :)

Ohhhh John Legend is SOOOO naughty *giggles*
Er yuh that sounds wrong but nevertheless P.D.A (We Just Don't Care) is such a sweet , naughty song!

Maaya Sakamoto delivers a very smooth, EMO-fied ballad, perfect accompaniment for slitting wrists, okay not a good idea, cry into pillow perhaps?

I don't know what's with the video of Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold but this version is much better than this version of song.

&&& Of course I can't stop playing MAROON5 (Wooooo Adam Levine's teh sex~)

Alright I'll end it here, don't wanna bore whoever's reading this too much with my monotonous life.

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2007-06-01T14:41:00.000+08:00

Rankings

This section lists the results of the analysis into each nation's peace. This is the prime table in the Global Peace Index section. The countries are ranked from most peaceful to least peaceful, highlighting their ranking as well as their score. You can click on a country to see the detail of its peace indicators and drivers.

Overall ScoreOverall RankCountry
1.3571Norway
1.3632New Zealand
1.3773Denmark
1.3964Ireland
1.4135Japan
1.4476Finland
1.4787Sweden
1.4818Canada
1.4819Portugal
1.48310Austria
1.49311Belgium
1.52312Germany
1.52413Czech Republic
1.52614Switzerland
1.53915Slovenia
1.56816Chile
1.57117Slovakia
1.57518Hungary
1.61119Bhutan
1.62020Netherlands
1.63321Spain
1.64122Oman
1.65723Hong Kong
1.66124Uruguay
1.66425Australia
1.68226Romania
1.68327Poland
1.68428Estonia
1.69229Singapore
1.70230Qatar
1.70231Costa Rica
1.71932South Korea
1.72433Italy
1.72934France
1.72935Vietnam
1.73136Taiwan
1.74437Malaysia
1.74738United Arab Emirates
1.76239Tunisia
1.76540Ghana
1.76641Madagascar
1.78642Botswana
1.78843Lithuania
1.79144Greece
1.79845Panama
1.81846Kuwait
1.84847Latvia
1.89348Morocco
1.89849United Kingdom
1.90950Mozambique
1.91551Cyprus
1.92352Argentina
1.93053Zambia
1.93654Bulgaria
1.94655Paraguay
1.95256Gabon
1.96657Tanzania
1.96758Libya
1.96859Cuba
1.98060China
1.99561Kazakhstan
1.99562Bahrain
1.99763Jordan
2.00364Namibia
2.01765Senegal
2.02066Nicaragua
2.03067Croatia
2.03868Malawi
2.05269Bolivia
2.05670Peru
2.05971Equatorial Guinea
2.05972Moldova
2.06873Egypt
2.07174Dominican Republic
2.08975Bosnia and Hercegovina
2.09376Cameroon
2.10677Syria
2.11178Indonesia
2.12579Mexico
2.15080Ukraine
2.16481Jamaica
2.17082Macedonia
2.17383Brazil
2.18184Serbia
2.19785Cambodia
2.21986Bangladesh
2.21987Ecuador
2.22388Papua New Guinea
2.24489El Salvador
2.24690Saudi Arabia
2.25891Kenya
2.27292Turkey
2.28593Guatemala
2.28694Trinidad and Tobago
2.30995Yemen
2.31796United States of America
2.32197Iran
2.39098Honduras
2.39999South Africa
2.428100Philippines
2.448101Azerbaijan
2.453102Venezuela
2.479103Ethiopia
2.489104Uganda
2.491105Thailand
2.495106Zimbabwe
2.503107Algeria
2.524108Myanmar
2.530109India
2.542110Uzbekistan
2.575111Sri Lanka
2.587112Angola
2.638113Cote d' Ivoire
2.662114Lebanon
2.697115Pakistan
2.770116Colombia
2.898117Nigeria
2.903118Russia
3.033119Israel
3.182120Sudan
3.437121Iraq

Makes me wanna pack up and move to Norway and grow old for the rest of my life, yeah IF I have the money.

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2007-05-31T11:17:00.000+08:00

I had the worse sleep ever at 6am, I just woke up at 10:48am and feeling like fook now.

201

2007-05-31T01:54:00.000+08:00

FOOK LUH NOW WISDOM TOOTH ON THE LEFT SIDE CREEPING OUT!
UGH AS IF THE ONES ON THE RIGHT AREN'T TROUBLESOME ENOUGH.

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2007-05-30T20:55:00.000+08:00

HOLLA PEEPS!
I've yet to update properly so update I shall now :)
Okay firstly it's my 200th post! Can't believe that time passed so very, very fast.

Alright I'm FINALLY 16 yesterday y'all!
Yuh this year's birthday celebration's...kinda slow I guess?
My mother can forget about my birthday but she called me at night saying that she had work that's why she forgot.
Dad smsed 'Happy Birthday' today from Taipei, yeah today's 30th May and it's my birthday dad.
Brothers didn't even say any wishes for me and didn't bother to buy me a cake due to EXAMS.
First year that I didn't get to cut any cake, family love much?

On the 28th of May had a mini celebration with Denvy and Hannah by watching Blades of Glory at Cineleisure which was very very funny (to me!), laughed till I got tears in my eyes, been a while since I laughed like that.
Drama happened!
Hannah apparently lost her shiny black wallet and was frantic when we were on the bus.
Proceeded back to Cine to look for the lost vallet and the woman at the entrance of the cinema insist that the wallet could not be found (I KNOW FROM THE LOOK OF HER BAD BROWS SHE AIN'T GOOD!) and what's more she's a trainee.
All thanks MEEEE cause I insist that she go back into the cinema theater to check it out for herself and true enough it was found at the back of the seat.
Stupid trainee asked the CLEANER to look for it instead of looking for it herself.
Moving on!
We then proceeded to ~~babi~~GLUTTONS' BAY and feasted on a large plate of hokkien mee and lemon barley which was yummeh!
Went Esplanade to walk around and ~~babi-ed~~ chilled on the couches while listening to some kind of school orchestra performing 'If we hold on together'
Then went up to the rooftop and camwhored like nobody's business.
Since both monty and denvy had curfews, they couldn't stay out too late :(
So we all went home~

ALRIGHT WTF IS WRONG WITH BLOGGER ONLY AUTOSAVING UNTIL HERE HUH HUH HUH NOW I HAVE TO RETYPE ALL OVER AGAIN. FOOK LUH.

MOVING ON! PFFT.

On the 29th May went to school to meet Chingli and Lirong who passed me my travel plan form cause I lost mine :(
Then we went off to Orchard cause Chingli was on her search to find the perfect flats but didn't manage to do so, but I bought 2 pairs of heels for myself and mommah from Mondo cause they were CHEEP CHEEP.
The 3 of us then went off to Plaza Singapura to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 with the rest but the scouts boys couldn't make it due to their cca (the poor souls!) or they're sick.
Met with the guys which consist of only Ardy,Aaron and Christopher.
We missed watching POC3 cause we were all waiting for the very ~~punctual~~ Ms Tricia Cheong.
In the end due to our boredom while waiting for the next time slot, all of us went to arcade.
The guys and girls spent $12 on the sweet machine thingy and gave me the sweets they got :)
So sweet of 'em! HAHA.
Sianed of waiting for the next time slot of POC3, we watched Shrek 3 in the end which was pretty funny but over all it's just okay and predictable.
Chingli and Lirong then left first and the 5 of us went to Esplanade's Glutton's Bay (AGAIN!) cause us being students, we're broke pretty often.
Ardy was nice enough to treat me to sting ray and fried rice while Tricia treat me to lemon barley :D
We kept yakking non-stop over dinner, walk to rooftop and to the rooftop.
Took group pictures too with Tricia's 3.2 megapixel camera~
Aaron's dad was also nice enough to send each and everyone of us home (including Christopher who lives in BISHAN!)
Fun & Funny bunch :D

ACE Camp is love and I'm so missing it, came back in one piece, slightly bruised and very much sunburnt.
Abseiling,water confidence,river crossing,white water rafting,ear cave exploration,canopy walk and rapid shooting were all FUN FUN FUN!
But the most strenuous one would be Abseiling, I wasn't scared at first till I had to go down, all NOOB and unsure.
Once I got the hang of it, it was fun and bruises included from hitting the rocky walls when I jerked.
Encouragements from Ms Tan and Ms Camellia made me nervous and encouraged at the same time whilst I was up there with beads of sweat rolling down my temples all thanks to the helmet.
I love the superman jump from water confidence!
White water rafting was fun too, but bloody tiring so left the paddling to the guys :D
Ear cave exploration was something that I've never done before, inside the cave it smells ~~LOVELY~~ like a locked room full of pee and all the bats sleeping up on the ceiling with minority fluttering about thanks to some people shining their bright torchlights.
The narrow passages weren't difficult for me thanks to my mother's genes :)
Many thanks to Linken who helped me out of the shithole(literally!) when I was lost on how to get out.
When I came out of the cave,
Cobe: "You smell good."
Me: *casts a doubtful look*
Cobe: "Really! Everyone else smelt like bat poo"
HOHOHO!

The way to the GUA TELINGA (ear cave) took quite sometime cause it was about 500m+ trail through the rainforest, it was hot and the ground was muddy with huge, spasming ants.
Thank goodness Song Yong helped me when it comes to muddy bits and the canopy walk which was pretty scary cause the rope felt pretty unsafe and I didn't dare to look down.
Song Yong once again helped me by telling me lameass joke like,

"Why didn't a 60 year old man who committed suicide from the 60th storey die?"

"Cause he was lucky."
Talk about major lameness here.
River crossing was pretty fun, DON'T NEED ANY MUSCLE POWER (or so SOMEONE says so), and the worse bit was when your feet sinks into the slimy mud~
Rapid shooting was fun! My group had a roofless sampan and it was just WET WET WET!
KTM train needs an upgrade, pronto!

Anyways, I'm officially sick, HURRAH!
Wisdom tooth creeping out and it's giving me hell when I drink and eat.
Loving RONALD from Denvy :)

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES PEEPS! <3

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2007-05-29T00:03:00.001+08:00

WOOTS IM 16 :D

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2007-05-22T23:16:00.000+08:00

Er Blogger's having PMS now, therefore swallowing the middle-typing function and enabling me to use it :( HMPH typing like this feels like a mess!

I'm packed and raring to go the for Malaysia camp to Jerantut,Pahang tomorrow :O

&&&

I'm super impatient in getting a new phone, I really want one cause my current one kept on having cardiac arrest for no apparent reason and maids I see on the streets have better phones than me (HECK! They wore HAVAIANAS?! I thought Osakis were good enough for 'em.)

Results were the shitz y'all, it's the worst results I had in my 15++++++++ years of life.Fook luh.

ok bye.

196

2007-05-20T20:40:00.000+08:00

Since Devina tagged me, do it I shall!

Rules of the game:
Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks!

1) I used to cut off hair off my Barbie's head and wash their hair with shampoo.

2) My parents used to lift me up with me in between them and 'carry' me

3) I got knocked down by a motorcycle when I was in kindergarten.

4) I used to play with mother's make up or advertising them in front of the mirror.

5) People mistook me as a little boy when I was young.

6) I like guys with boyish looks,taller than me,broad shoulders, smiles alot and talkative like meeeeee :D

7) Sometimes I wish I was a guy so that I don't have to deal so much with girls

8) When I was young, I actually believed my mother that I was a child picked up from the dustbin till I saw my own birth certificate =-=

9) I hate bugs, especially roaches, 'nough said.

10) I hate balls too, kicked or thrown or punched which explains why during PE I would run away from balls, all kinds like basketball,soccer,etc etc except volleyball.

TAGGGGG: Denvy,Hannah,Farah,Kai Hwee,Elise and Tricia

195

2007-05-20T02:26:00.001+08:00

Oh my gee the weather's sure sweltering hot today.
Beads of sweat all over my body, not a pretty sight.
Currently I'm having a lovely lunch of Hokkien mee and 1 litre of water and listening to Maroon5's latest album :)
Bought stuff for camp and I think my mother's going to kill me at the amount I spent.
My study table's a mess,
my camping stuff is not packed,
my mother's asking me to convert singapore dollars to ringgit,
ms kang asked me, sheean and vivianne to help a bunch of sec 1 kids (MWAHAHAH I CAN CALL THEM KIDS!) for some literature thingy,
I have to go back to school frequently during the holidays =-=,
Ice cream gallery has yet to call me back :( ,
and I still have tuition -________-

Alright, I don't know who the eff's been reading my blog.
Maybe a cat or a dog with extraordinary intelligence greater than any human being alive is reading this.
Or an extraterrestrial!
Makes me wonder whether I should just join the growing number of LJ OR OR OR,
guan dian/tutup kedai/close the shop.
Wait.
It makes me wonder again does anyone even read my blog?

My Chemical Romance's been playing nonstop on my iTunes, sweet y'all.
Linkin Park and Maroon 5 have changed their tunes and heck they're rocking it good,
must have found their calling.